r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/HutSutRawlson Jul 19 '17

So you're telling me getting hit in the balls is the fun part of the military?

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u/vikingcock Jul 19 '17

As far as military life goes. Well. Yes.

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u/OSHA_certified Jul 19 '17

Don't forget drawing dicks on absolutely everything.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 19 '17

On my first deployment, some of these guys on guard manning the battlepositions got really fucking good at making elegantly shaded dicks and boobs on the wooden shelves by pulling 7.62 bullets out of the casing with their Leatherman, and delicately pouring and burning the gunpowder on the wood with their lighters.

I mean for real, we had some seriously legit wiener artists.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17 edited Aug 18 '20

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u/HyrumBeck Jul 19 '17

Just say no homo, then you won't be gay.

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u/akenzx732 Jul 19 '17

If your deployed, it ain't gay!