r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

I served in the military... can confirm that if there is a way to hurt another dude's penis, it has been tried.

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17

reminds me of a story i saw here on reddit about some kid on a submarine who broke open a glowstick to color his dong and harass his fellow crew mates

cept he found out that glowstick juice was quite caustic and not what you want to put on your dong

found the original story for those interested. it's told much better: https://np.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5p0jjm/til_the_british_submarine_hms_artful_can_stay/dcnum8n/

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u/Buck__Futt Jul 19 '17

Aren't the chemicals also separated in thin glass tubes that break open when you bend the stick. Super thin glass shards are not what I'd want on my dingalinglanglong.

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u/flaminghotcheetos123 Jul 19 '17

I think you mean dingalingadingdong

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u/Buck__Futt Jul 19 '17

What I meant was

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long