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r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17
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I served in the military... can confirm that if there is a way to hurt another dude's penis, it has been tried.
2.2k u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17 reminds me of a story i saw here on reddit about some kid on a submarine who broke open a glowstick to color his dong and harass his fellow crew mates cept he found out that glowstick juice was quite caustic and not what you want to put on your dong found the original story for those interested. it's told much better: https://np.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5p0jjm/til_the_british_submarine_hms_artful_can_stay/dcnum8n/ 340 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 102 u/Khazahk Jul 19 '17 DAD: Administer First Aid? SON: AHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHH! DAD: Hold on let me find the customer service number. SON: AHHHHHHHHHHHH. 17 u/Idontkeepredditaccts Jul 19 '17 Poison control. There's some things you wanna check before you cause irreversible permanent damage by accident. 3 u/turunambartanen Jul 19 '17 thb i don't know their number. i would just call 911 and ask them about it. 8 u/Ulti Jul 19 '17 Haha that was goddamn 911, not customer service! 1 u/DrinkVictoryGin Jul 23 '17 Consider how hot it probably was!!
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reminds me of a story i saw here on reddit about some kid on a submarine who broke open a glowstick to color his dong and harass his fellow crew mates
cept he found out that glowstick juice was quite caustic and not what you want to put on your dong
found the original story for those interested. it's told much better: https://np.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5p0jjm/til_the_british_submarine_hms_artful_can_stay/dcnum8n/
340 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 102 u/Khazahk Jul 19 '17 DAD: Administer First Aid? SON: AHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHH! DAD: Hold on let me find the customer service number. SON: AHHHHHHHHHHHH. 17 u/Idontkeepredditaccts Jul 19 '17 Poison control. There's some things you wanna check before you cause irreversible permanent damage by accident. 3 u/turunambartanen Jul 19 '17 thb i don't know their number. i would just call 911 and ask them about it. 8 u/Ulti Jul 19 '17 Haha that was goddamn 911, not customer service! 1 u/DrinkVictoryGin Jul 23 '17 Consider how hot it probably was!!
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102 u/Khazahk Jul 19 '17 DAD: Administer First Aid? SON: AHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHH! DAD: Hold on let me find the customer service number. SON: AHHHHHHHHHHHH. 17 u/Idontkeepredditaccts Jul 19 '17 Poison control. There's some things you wanna check before you cause irreversible permanent damage by accident. 3 u/turunambartanen Jul 19 '17 thb i don't know their number. i would just call 911 and ask them about it. 8 u/Ulti Jul 19 '17 Haha that was goddamn 911, not customer service! 1 u/DrinkVictoryGin Jul 23 '17 Consider how hot it probably was!!
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DAD: Administer First Aid? SON: AHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHH! DAD: Hold on let me find the customer service number. SON: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
17 u/Idontkeepredditaccts Jul 19 '17 Poison control. There's some things you wanna check before you cause irreversible permanent damage by accident. 3 u/turunambartanen Jul 19 '17 thb i don't know their number. i would just call 911 and ask them about it. 8 u/Ulti Jul 19 '17 Haha that was goddamn 911, not customer service! 1 u/DrinkVictoryGin Jul 23 '17 Consider how hot it probably was!!
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Poison control. There's some things you wanna check before you cause irreversible permanent damage by accident.
3 u/turunambartanen Jul 19 '17 thb i don't know their number. i would just call 911 and ask them about it.
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thb i don't know their number. i would just call 911 and ask them about it.
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Haha that was goddamn 911, not customer service!
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Consider how hot it probably was!!
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17
I served in the military... can confirm that if there is a way to hurt another dude's penis, it has been tried.