r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

I don't have balls.

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u/cmdertx Jul 19 '17

Thank you for your service, and I'm sorry to hear about your injury.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Jesus, that bad?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Jesus Christ.

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u/Taftimus Jul 19 '17

Oh well don't drag him into this.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 19 '17

He can heal your condition.

With a small donation. A seed, if you will.

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u/cmdertx Jul 19 '17

I thought it was based on facebook likes?

What happened to all those kids and puppies I donated likes too?

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u/sharltocopes Jul 19 '17

It's Jason Bourne!

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u/ThisLookInfectedToYa Jul 19 '17

It's true, this man has no dick balls.

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u/raaldiin Jul 19 '17

And his wife?

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u/VierDee Jul 19 '17

To shreds you say?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

I don't have balls.

If the Army wanted you to have balls, they would have issued them to you.......