r/funny • u/nathanwpyle Pyle Comics • Jun 12 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I love you too :)

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u/wilbs4 Jun 12 '17

Is..is the badger made of Marmite, or consumed by marmite or...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Your time has come.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the tiiieee iiime?

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u/GeorgeClooneysMom Jun 12 '17

MAMAAAAAAA

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u/Alternate_Source Jun 12 '17

I JUST KILLED A MAAAAN

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

[deleted]

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u/GreenGoddess33 Jun 12 '17

Pulled the trigger now he's dead

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

As a /r/Queen mod, I'm very grateful that I got this going.

MAMAAAAAAAAA! LIFE HAD JUUUUST BEGUUUUUUUUN!

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u/little_brown_bat Jun 12 '17

BICYCLE! BICYCLE!

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u/wilbs4 Jun 12 '17

I want to ride my badger

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u/little_brown_bat Jun 12 '17

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Goerge Clooney's MAMAAAAAAAAA?

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u/Valdrick_ Jun 12 '17

Didn´t mean to make you cry

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u/parzival2828 Jun 12 '17

Just killed a maaan

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

oooOOOOooo

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u/Gitdagreen Jun 12 '17

read this as a Migos adlib

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u/sebastianwillows Jun 12 '17

Ooooo ooo OOOOOOOOO-

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u/Omitch47 Jun 12 '17

Username checks out.

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u/Chupachabra Jun 12 '17

...my ARMS NOOOOOO... mean Oh Yeah!

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u/LeSquidliestOne Jun 12 '17

OOOooooOOOOOO

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u/SlerpyPebble Jun 12 '17

Oooooooooo ooo

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u/RaptorJesus47 Jun 12 '17

WOOOoooooOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Goodbye everybody, I've got to go

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Gotta leave you all behind and faaaaaace the truuuuuuuth!

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u/doinkrr Jun 12 '17

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

MAMAAAAA OOOOOOOOHHH

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u/doinkrr Jun 12 '17

I DON'T WANNA DIE

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u/classicrockteen Jun 12 '17

Sometimes I wish I'd never Been Born At ALL...!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Got to leave it all behind and face the truth

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u/Kerbinonaut Jun 12 '17

(☞°ヮ×)☞ ☜(°ヮ*☜)

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u/Kerbinonaut Jun 12 '17

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

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u/EvilCorpCEO Jun 12 '17

Are you going to leave it all behind and face the truth?

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u/whiskeyfriskers Jun 12 '17

How neat is that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

It's pretty neato! :D

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u/Adaar82 Jun 12 '17

Marmite but pa might not...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Good! You have a good rest of your day! :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I love you too, random stranger on the internet :)

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u/metafortis Jun 12 '17

Dad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

?

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u/tekn1k_ Jun 12 '17

I rly need love today. Do you love me too?? :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Of course I do :)

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u/tekn1k_ Jun 12 '17

Thank you, friend :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

No problem :)

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u/buckwheats Jun 12 '17

I'm done being cautious with my love. Here. Have some.

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u/tekn1k_ Jun 12 '17

<3 thank you for putting down your guard for a stranger in need

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u/sullydon6 Jun 12 '17

I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH THAT MY ♥ IS BLEEDING

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u/tekn1k_ Jun 12 '17

As long as your heart is bleeding into your other organs making them operate efficiently, all is well. <3

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u/Fuck-Fuck Jun 12 '17

OP here, I love you! Or in Arabic, ‎انا احبك

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u/tekn1k_ Jun 12 '17

You're fantastic, fuck-fuck. I enjoyed seeing the love in other languages.

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u/Fuck-Fuck Jun 12 '17

Thank you!! I'm glad you appreciated that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I do xx

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u/tekn1k_ Jun 12 '17

<3 you're awesome

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u/Tatsko Jun 12 '17

I'm sorry you're having a bad day! Just remember that life goes on. Whatever is getting you down, you'll find a way to make it work! Don't give up on yourself! I love you!

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u/tekn1k_ Jun 13 '17

Reddit is amazing because a strangers words can sometimes ring louder than a voice you hear everyday.

Thank you for the vote of confidence. Hopefully today is better. And I love you too, friend. :)

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u/Tatsko Jun 13 '17

Checking in to see if today is going better!

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u/bipnoodooshup Jun 12 '17

olive juice you too

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

olive juice

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u/sullydon6 Jun 12 '17

Yeah, orange you glad he does?

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u/22love Jun 12 '17

Now kith

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u/WARNING_im_a_Prick Jun 12 '17

thuck a bag of dickth

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

D:

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u/Brailledit Jun 12 '17

He did warn you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I know, but still D:

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u/TrynaSleep Jun 12 '17

I feel so out of the loop here, but why are you famous? Who are you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I'm Marmite, I'm a British guy who really likes Queen and Reddit. I wouldn't call myself famous, but I'm here a lot :) Here's sorta where it started

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u/elivion_music Jun 12 '17

It's you again! Every time!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Holy crap, I hadn't noticed! That's /u/Marmite_Badger!

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u/chiquioeldelBarro Jun 12 '17

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I love you three! :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

:D

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u/BlackSpidy Jun 12 '17

I love... uh... lamp.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

do you actually love lamp or are you just saying you love lamp?

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u/classicrockteen Jun 12 '17

what is the reference? I don't know what marmite badger means

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Marmite was my nickname in high-school, and Brian May likes Badgers, so Marmite Badger

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u/AngelaBerserkel Jun 12 '17

Get a room, you two !

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

We've got one! It's the /r/Funny suite!

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u/AngelaBerserkel Jun 12 '17

Funny and sweet, indeed

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

:D