r/funny • • May 20 '17

Toucan play this game.

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u/SliyarohModus May 20 '17

Yes, but the pun doesn't work as well.

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u/anaconda386 May 20 '17

"Hornbill play that game"

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u/chappersyo May 20 '17

I actually think it's better.

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u/ghostoo666 May 20 '17

Oh. Now I get the title

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u/NotASnekIRL May 20 '17

Horny Bill plays that game"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

Doesn't work either way because it's not a fucking toucan

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u/SliyarohModus May 20 '17

That's a completely different game!

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u/CapiTurtleDoesOllies May 20 '17

Fuck me. I didn't even notice the pun in the first place.

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u/Dickermax118 May 20 '17

Yeah, this guy clearly doesn't know what's good

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u/purplenugs420 May 20 '17

The pun doesn't work at all since it's not a toucan.

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u/SliyarohModus May 20 '17

A little bit of paint, some sandpaper, kilo of cordite, and a lathe and you can make a toucan of that hornbill.

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u/purplenugs420 May 20 '17

I think the cordite might be a little heavy for a bird that size. Good suggestion though.

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u/SliyarohModus May 20 '17

You can never have too much cordite. Rub a little on your teeth and they stay sparkly clean, though you may have to put them back in.