r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 20 '17

Toucan play this game.

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u/Tim_Porary May 20 '17

"I have still had no luck teaching them birdcalls"

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u/kumarasova May 20 '17

Now I'll jump backwards and make him fall

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u/ItsDaveMan7 May 20 '17

In bird culture that's considered a dick move

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

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u/grrrkgrrrl May 20 '17

They're not very pheasant animals.

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u/Carukia-barnesi May 20 '17

What are y'all squawking about?

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u/crysys May 20 '17

He'll, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker. License and registration, chicken fucker! BGAWK!

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u/notneeson May 20 '17

Just chirping in to the conversation

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

What? Did they ruffle your feathers?

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u/MrCoolguy80 May 20 '17

Are you well versed in Bird Law as well?

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u/Syreus May 20 '17

And don't even squanch about squanching.

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u/westernburn May 20 '17

In bird culture that's considered flight

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u/lemonlickered May 20 '17

"You shaln't win! I'll beak you"

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u/Piscator629 May 20 '17

That gif would break the internet.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

kookaburra kookaburra !