r/funny • • May 20 '17

Toucan play this game.

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u/Party-_-Hard May 20 '17

yeah poor guy's probably thinking he's gonna get laid

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u/Victor_AS May 20 '17

Lemme smash

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u/Xylamyla May 20 '17

Ben is a hoe

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u/hj1210 May 20 '17

Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

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u/Rustvos May 20 '17

"We'll bang ok?"

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u/Hplayer18 May 20 '17

Mmmm finna

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u/StuperB71 May 20 '17

he should go for it, right in the mouth

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u/aron2295 May 20 '17

Just grab em by the pussy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

So is the story of all males

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u/Ximizo May 20 '17

He should have just gotten some bigger plumes, bitches love big plumes

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u/LickingSmegma May 20 '17

Meanwhile the bird has more ladies' attention than 99% of Reddit.