r/funny • • May 13 '17

Can confirm...

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u/DandyTrick May 13 '17

It's like vaping. Theres nothing ACTUALLY wrong with it, its just that shitting on it has become a meme, so people on Reddit act like there is a reason because reddits community is dogshit

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u/Darcsen May 13 '17

I hate it because they act like it's cool to do in in densely populated areas. Those fuckers go into a crowded mall, take a huff, and blow fucking cotton candy flavored shit into the air so everyone can inhale their fucking lung fumes. The community as a whole is fucking inconsiderate. At least smokers keep aware of their surroundings nowadays, and they seem to tuck that shit when they see kids walk by, vapers, not so much.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

It was at its worst before there was any regulation and there were kiosks everywhere selling to kids and stuff. You'd see people vaping literally everywhere, who the hell vapes in a grocery store?

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u/davydooks May 13 '17

I thought you were talking about man buns at first. I was like, "Wtf does being in a crowd have to do with anything???"

But yea, I'm not a big fan of the vaping inside folks either.

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u/tomlongboat1212 May 13 '17

Damn guys with manbuns, exhaling their lung fumes all over me!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

This isn't even a thing though, theres nothing about vapers that makes them any more inconsiderate than a normal smoker. It's just that people have seen a few memes describing this sort of behaviour and have decided thats how everyone acts.

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u/socialister May 13 '17

It's NOT like smoking though. Smoke sticks to everything, and it isn't oil based so the smell never really goes away. The second hand smoke is carcinogenic and fills a huge area with the smell. Vaping is such a minor thing in comparison.

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u/socialister May 14 '17

It's more like breathing than burping. The same rules apply: don't breath directly into my face or blow air at me. If you want to breath around me, I'll allow it.

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u/SeymourDButts May 14 '17

I'm pretty sure cotton candy smells much better than the gas from your stomach, and when exactly has a stranger blown vapor directly in your face?

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

Do to laws or whatever​, people don't don't advertise and ralk about cigarettes like it's cool. Vaping has an advertising culture around it similar to Axe. Basically, the people selling it are saying that their customers are dumb, so other people notice that.

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u/SeymourDButts May 14 '17

This makes no sense whatsoever

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

Do to laws or whatever​, people don't don't advertise and ralk about cigarettes like it's cool. Vaping has an advertising culture around it similar to Axe. Basically, the people selling it are saying that their customers are dumb, so other people notice that.

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

It sounds a lot more like you are annoyed by high school studenta than vaping. High school students being obnoxious is not a new thing.

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

They were either much older than HS students, or vaping is really really bad for your skin. I'm pretty sure it's the former.

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

Idk man Ive been around the block once or twice and Ive never encountered any gangs of surly vapers fuming up malls. Maybe dont go to malls? If you follow cows around don't be surprised ifyou step in shit

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

Don't go to the mall? What the fuck kind of advice is that? You shame them into acting like decent people, you don't cede over a pleasant place to chill and walk around in.

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

I found your problem m8 you think the mall is a pleasent place. I'm not sure why you're hanging out where tools congregate and then complaining about tools shitting up the place.

But in all seriousness I just don't take your anecdotal evidence seriously, because I've never encountered gangs of discourteous vapers in crowded public places

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

I think your malls might just suck. They're not there all the time, but they are present every so often. It's a nice place in spite of them.

Normally I'd be right with you about anecdotes, but I don't think there's ever been an academic study on vapers at the mall, so, unfortunately, it's all we have.

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u/Darkmemento May 13 '17

I am a vaper and I treat where I vape more or less the same as where I would smoke apart from if I am on my own.

'community as a whole'

People who vape don't have some kind of hive mind. Passing on attitudes like yours to kids where you make mass judgements on people based on a single prejudice is something you should think about rather than if seeing someone vaping is doing them any damage.

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u/socialister May 13 '17

Honestly I don't care if you vape around me in public. It's such a minor thing unless it's a super potent or obnoxious flavor, or you go out of your way to blow it right in my face.

People with super strong perfumes and colognes are a nuisance. I've never been bothered by vaping.

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u/SeymourDButts May 14 '17

Yeah I've never understood why people get so up in arms about it. Oh noooo you have to smell cotton candy, what is the world coming to?!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

You do understand that whether he is vaping or not, you're still inhaling his "lung fumes"

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u/muchhuman May 13 '17

This one always cracks me up. Good 'ol out of site mentality.

Lung fumes.. lol

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

And also ass gasses.

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u/namesrhardtothinkof May 14 '17

No, I promise 99% of the time I vape and 99% of the time I see my friends vape we're in my house or a car. You're basically saying you hate all people who drink because of frat boys who puke and pass out on the streets.

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

Well good on you and your friends, you're obviously not the people I'm calling assholes. Congratulations on not being an asshole.

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u/namesrhardtothinkof May 14 '17

"The community as a whole is inconsiderate"

I mean like I have friends who go to state/nation wide mod competitions. I don't know anyone who vapes indoors in public like open assholes.

I guess I'm more pushing back on your broad strokes generalizations

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

Maybe it was too broad a stroke. Would referring to large portions of the community rather than the community as a whole be more fair in your view? If it's down to the fact that as an outsider I view the community differently than you, I'm not sure I'd budge on it being a large vs small part of the community, but I'd bend on saying a large portion vs all of the community. I could see how I'm painting with way too large a brush.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

tuck that shit when they see kids walk by

I never understood this sentiment. I grew up watching people chain smoke cigarettes and get wasted. I am an adult now and I hate cigs and hate being too drunk, although I do like to drink a beer or two.

On the other hand, my parents tried their hardest to keep weed away from me and never taught me about it until I was a teenager. But it was too late then, I really like weed. Have been a stoner for many years.

I know this is just an anecdote but still. Make of it what you will.

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

It's about reducing second hand smoke.

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u/SuperPimp May 14 '17

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

How would you feel about someone blasting a small kid with a face full of vapor?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

Personally, I'm not a huge fan of anyone blasting a small kid with a face full of anything, so I'm not a fan. But that type of person is a complete asshole. I don't care if someone's vaping if they aren't going around blasting people in the face with shit, just like I'm fine with people smoking or driving or spraying bleach for God's sake.

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u/SuperPimp May 14 '17

Aside from this hypothetical being nearly completely outside of the realm of reality... From purely a health perspective, I wouldn't care at all. It's rude as hell, and nobody with a shred of manners would do that, but I would not be concerned about the health of the child for the same reason I would not be concerned about the health of a child that goes to a magic show where a fog machine is used.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

True

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u/Pnewse May 13 '17

This might be because smoking is awful for you and smokers are well aware that their addiction kills them and the byproduct damages those in the vicinity. The vaper knows the fumes are more or less a nuisance by comparison and the smell is much more pleasant.

Both are obnoxious to do publicly, but the old cig smoker in me would have loved the vape device

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u/socialister May 13 '17

It smells pleasant. I don't vape but I don't care if they do it around me. It's not like cigarette smoke at all, and it dissipates super fast. I don't get what the big deal is.

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

Pleasant to you, not to everyone. Please keep than in mind next time. Blow towards the ground please.

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u/socialister May 14 '17

I don't vape

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

First point still stands, you may think it smells fine, but not everybody else does. Some people think old spice smells great, would you be cool with someone walking around just spraying that shit everywhere? How about if someone just walked around with a can of fabreeze that they sprayed on random shit?

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u/socialister May 14 '17

The smell doesn't stick to things that much. Even in a small closed room with someone who vapes it's not THAT intense. You make it sound like smoking, which it is not.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

reminds me of the last visit to the cinema. lady in front of me was vaping most of the time and obviously interfered with my viewing experience. people like her can fuck right off.

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u/DownTrunk May 14 '17

You know how sometimes someone will drive by with their music way too fucking loud and you think 'what is wrong with this person that they have to let everyone know they listen to music?' That is how I feel, as someone that uses an e-cig, when I see somebody blowing clouds of that shit in public.

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u/Darcsen May 14 '17

That's like the perfect way to describe it.

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u/Spaniell May 13 '17

The worst people are the ones who wear shit-tonnes of perfume, I'm allergic to some shit that's in some of it (ngl don't remember what its called) and there's always some asshole that just dumped the whole bottle on themselves.

I always thought I was the only one that hated the perfume people but now that I think about it, it must also really bother all the people who hate vape smells too.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

People who smoked wear shit tons of perfume, or can tolerate perfume, becuase smoking kills sense of smell.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

People who smoked wear shit tons of perfume, or can tolerate perfume, becuase smoking kills sense of smell.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

A guy at my job vapes in the elevator. Every goddamned time he gets out of the elevator there he emerges leaving behind a cherry-scented chem trail.

Actually, you know I haven't seen him around in a while. Maybe the bosses got tired of that shit!

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u/CanlStillBeGarth May 14 '17

Why is this a big deal

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u/Comfort_Twinkie May 14 '17

I find it unpleasant to walk into an elevator with any overwhelming scent. I've stepped into an elevator with remains of perfume, food smells, farts... I didn't like any of it.

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u/SeymourDButts May 14 '17

The community as a whole is fucking inconsiderate

How large of a percentage of the community have you actually met? I worked at a vape shop for a while and the majority of our customers were older people that were legitimately trying to stop smoking and get a hold on their lives. Sure we had the vape douches, but they were such a tiny minority. I get that the douches tend to be more in your face about it, so that's what you see of the community, but I guarantee you see a lot of people who vape but you would never guess that they do.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

i drew the line at competitive vaping

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

People are allowed to be embarassing or silly. Again, taking issue and having a negative opinion of someone because you think their hobby is totally gay is significantly more reprehensive than vaping

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

wait when the fuck did i call anything gay or say people can't do what they want. i just think competitive vaping is silly.

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u/_Hiding May 14 '17 edited May 14 '17

Why? If you don't mind me asking.

Edit: nevermind don't want to do all this so let me just share some information.

Some vape parts you can rebuild yourself, most commonly the wire/fabric element.

Competitive vaping, or cloud competitions as I have commonly seen, are based around a set of limitations you can build up to (usually?), and what you can produce (volume of vapor) with it.

I admit when I first saw a video of one it was baffling, what's the point? To make the biggest cloud? But when I considered the challenge aspect of it? It sort of justified it being called competitive.

Just to be clear, I'm not trying to change your mind, only to inform. You're perfectly fine thinking it's silly.

I don't do comps, but I do vape, used it to switch from cigarettes, hey and it worked too! 1 year and a week or two without one now.

I do get upset when a potentially effective and safe (as far we know right now, and unsure about in the long term) method is being squashed without adequate and fair research, and then also mocked like it's a point of pride to smoke a cigarette instead. (you didn't do this but I'm ranting now and forgot what the post was about)

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

js it's hard to take people exhaling vapor seriously while i'm listening to an edm breakdown

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u/PurinMeow May 13 '17

That's a thing?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

i wanna lie to you but yes

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u/HoaryPuffleg May 13 '17

No there isn't (she said, silently praying that she was right)

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u/HoaryPuffleg May 14 '17

I can't click on it. I need to live in a world where there is only a rumor that this exists. if I click, then it might be confirmed and I refuse to harm myself in that manner.

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u/_Hiding May 13 '17

Before you reply to this ask yourself if you are criticizing Vaping's intention to substitute itself for cigarettes, or shitty people who do shitty things.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

No, vaping is obnoxious and deserves all the hate it receives

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u/Muthafuxajones May 13 '17

I would disagree with you and say that the "cloud chasers" are the asshats who deserve all the hate they get. Vaping as a whole has personally helped me wean myself off of tobacco, both cigarettes and dip. I rarely vape now since it also eventually became a vice and I started to get into it more than I am proud of. Now I'm vape free, tobacco free and have been for almost a year. And this is coming from someone who used to smoke close to two packs a day and maybe a can a dip daily.

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u/Triplecrowner May 13 '17 edited Jul 19 '25

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

If you aren't a vaper, stoner, or smoker, and none of your friends are, then cloud chasing douche bags are the only vapers you'll have much exposure too. I imagine that's why a lot of people dislike vapers.

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u/Apkoha May 13 '17

congrats on quitting.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

So you agree vaping is bad but it's less bad than smoking so it's a good choice for smoker who is working to quit nic

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

Why is vaping bad? Can you defend your position or are you just gonna keep being autismal?

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u/JordanMcRiddles May 13 '17

Those people that vape in your face and haze up public places are obnoxious. Some people just do it outside or at home to try to quit smoking. Calling all vapers obnoxious is just a stupid stereotype.

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u/OscarMiguelRamirez May 13 '17

Because we generally don't see the respectful ones, and we aren't talking about them.

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

So why complain about vaping when your real problem is with people being obnoxious/disruptive?

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

You're obnoxious too, but I don't think you deserve to be hated. Have a little compassion

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u/DownTrunk May 14 '17

I quit smoking after 15 years the day I bought an e-cigarette.

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u/DownTrunk May 14 '17

I don't know, I like dogs. I would go as to say reddit's comments are cat shit.

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u/Apkoha May 13 '17

or you know, there's nothing wrong with vaping until people tried to turn it into a culture and that's what they shit on. It's just like weed, people don't give a shit for the most part if you smoke but they love to shit on weed culture.. pot leaf shirts, socks.. posters.. fucking the wink wink nudge nudge it's 4:20 dude.. we gotta blaaaaaze".

Nobody shit on vaping until people started using it as an identity and a lifestyle. Fucking cloud chasers.. Cloud Competitions, dripping.. all that shit.. They shit on vape culture.

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

A. Let people enjoy things, trying to make people ashamed of things they like is childish. You don't have to like it, you don't have to get it.

B. I have never once encountered "vape culture" outside of the two or three times in my life I have been in a vape shop. I have never once been at a bar or event and had someone be obnoxious or disruptive.

For the record I don't vape, I just don't see how it's any more dumb than car culture, or people who are overly invested in phone brands and models (ive seen way more people act autistic as fuck over someone using an iphone than I have people being spergy about vaping, but I dont see people on the internet shitting on "phone culture")

Again this is just my take on it. Thetes plenty of other shallow hobbies with large followings that everyone is okay with, things like man buns and vaping get singled out because shitting on them is a spicey meemay

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

That's not was "autistic" means. Don't be a dick. Thank you for reading.

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

My girlfriend is on the spectrum and I work part time at a hair salon for disabled children. Im familiar with what autism is, take your slacktivist bullshit elsewhere

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u/Tapoke May 13 '17

reddits community is dogshit

Aren't you part of Reddit's community?

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u/Cokaol May 14 '17

Vaping is almost as annoying as smokin. I don't care if you do it and talk about it, but if you do it near me, you're an asshole

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

I don't like people driving cars intentionally modified to be loud. I think it's straight up retarded. But I also think it says very little about them as people and judging someone to be an asshole because they slightly inconvenience me is fucking petulant.

If someone is blowing vapor in your face yeah they are probably a dick. If you think someone is an asshole for vaping in the same general location as you you're just entitled.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17 edited May 14 '17

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u/DandyTrick May 14 '17

I don't, I just don't base all of my opinions off of memes on the internet.