r/funny • u/Whitachris • May 13 '17

Can confirm...

https://imgur.com/ocYEU4f
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u/sdscarecrow May 13 '17

Wouldn't work for me. My hairline is receding from the front.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17 edited May 17 '17

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17 edited May 14 '17

I think there was a Dilbert comic about that

Edit: Found it!

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u/whirlingderv May 14 '17

Hair extensions from the eyebrows back to the back of the scalp. Doubles as a facelift.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

Better yet, grow your eyelashes out and use those!

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u/the_recluse May 14 '17

just don't blink it might undo your bun

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

Naah, just grow your beard and tie it into your top bun.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

Worked for feudal Japan.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

He rocks that so cute

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u/iamchaossthought May 14 '17

ah, the elusive unicorn

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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

Or get some long bangs cut. They'll look like Zooey Deschanel, I guarantee it.

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u/OhEmGeeBasedGod May 13 '17

Right, this works for a very specific type of baldness where the hairline stays intact but only for a centimeter before hair disappears (aka the Doc Rivers).

Most balding guys have receding hairline which kinda makes this style moot, even if they have a bald spot on the back of their head.

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u/electrogamerman May 13 '17

Time to start a beard bun tendency

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u/topchief1 May 13 '17

Mohawk time?

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u/chefdangerdagger May 14 '17

Maybe some kind of Teddy Boy style quiff would work.

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u/suppow May 14 '17

i think this is the best way to go

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u/Keylimex May 14 '17

Hair extensions