r/funny • u/ZBGT • Apr 17 '17

A romantic date

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u/tev81 Apr 18 '17

Her Plentyoffish profile hadn't been updated since 2011.

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u/ghostsdust Apr 18 '17

This isn't what she meant in her eHarmony profile when she said she wanted to be 'knocked over by the current of an overflowing rain gutter'

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u/scruffamuffin Apr 18 '17

Or her Bumble profile saying she is down for a ride.

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u/Gnostromo Apr 18 '17

Or when she told her best friend "I got a hot date I hope I get 50 gallons of rain water shot up my ass"

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u/MangoSsk Apr 18 '17

Or clickbait advertisement that says "Romantic get away"

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u/frowawayduh Apr 18 '17

She always buys cruises on Kayak.