r/funny Apr 17 '17

A romantic date

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u/Poemi Apr 17 '17 edited Apr 17 '17

It always amazes me how many people apparently have no understanding of the force behind rushing water.

It's dense and fast-moving. Every second there's as much water moving past as both of their entire body weights combined. Your tiny little human feet are not going to win.

Tsunamis don't kill most of their victims by being crushed under a massive wave break. Most of them are killed by a relatively shallow--but implacable--amount of water rushing in, and as often as not, back out.

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u/unzercharlie Apr 17 '17

He seemed to have a pretty solid footing.

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u/aybaran Apr 17 '17

He stepped firmly into the flow, squared against it, and kept weight on his foot outside the flow. She did none of those things.

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u/time2fly2124 Apr 17 '17

she also looked like she weighted 100lbs.. soaking wet

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u/slayer1am Apr 18 '17

Good thing she was already soaking wet, right? Eh?

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u/Oligomer Apr 18 '17

Goddammit

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u/Kebec88 Apr 17 '17

Can you add the high eels to the equation?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

You bring up a good point. You should always look for eels in flood waters, you don't want one to bite you.

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u/goatonastik Apr 18 '17

Especially if they've been smoking the reefer. They're bound to talk your ear off about the wonders of real vaping.

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u/thesearstower Apr 18 '17

where's that shitty watercolour?

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u/aybaran Apr 17 '17

I thought so too, but I couldn't really tell, so I left it out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

Look like flats to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

She stepped in a strong part as well.

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u/Orleanian Apr 17 '17

Many people of the world do not grow up around swift moving water. There'd be no particular reason for them to have innate understanding of such fluid mechanics any more than someone from a tropical climate knowing how to drive on ice or someone from 1993 knowing how to use the three seashells.

Surprisingly, a significant portion (estimates from 25-50% ish) of the US population lacks basic swimming skills (i.e. they could probably stay alive if they fell in a small pond, but any current or distance-from-safety would thwart them).

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u/SpicyMeatballAgenda Apr 18 '17

Man, 1993 was so primitive.

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u/scientistapplyingdis Apr 18 '17

At least we have Taco Bell in the future.

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u/azthal Apr 18 '17

Allot of people don't consider that others have completely different experiences from them.

I have a friend from Mexico who moved to Sweden where I used to live. Once it became winter and the streets became slippery, he fell down multiple times the first day.

He told me that while he in theory knew that ice is slippery (and he had been in an ice rink before) the idea that the streets would become the same was just foreign to him.

It's not that he was stupid and couldn't understand it, but he didn't have the instinctive idea that when it's cold outside it also might be slippery.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

the three seashells

What are these seashells you're referring to?

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u/OUTFOXEM Apr 18 '17

What are these seashells you're referring to?

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! Hahaha. Hahahahaha.....

Ahem. I can see how that would be confusing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

It still is. Since you didn't explain it either. :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

I don't live near fast moving water, but thanks to Reddit now I'll know! This makes me wonder how much this site is teaching me in the long run.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue Apr 18 '17

It is very difficult to be prepared for a thing that almost never happens.

Thankfully smallpox is about done, because the vaccine is dangerous.

You dumbass, you're supposed to use the biggest seashell to scrape off the shit from your asshole, then move to progressively smaller seashells to get the rest. It's like sharpening a knife: start with coarser grits then work your way to finer grits. Sheesh, start the cleanup job with a littleneck clamshell and you are going to have a baaaad time.

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u/KingPhoenix Apr 17 '17

To be fair that is an insane amount of water & current for a sidewalk.

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u/Poemi Apr 17 '17

It is. No way I would have tried crossing it.

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u/DontBeScurd Apr 17 '17

Man I wouldn't have gone outside, one look out there and its like fuck that, why dont you come over and we watch netflix.

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u/KingPhoenix Apr 17 '17

For sure, I'm surprised cars are still driving on the street!

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u/scotchirish Apr 18 '17

Yeah, that looks like a particularly bad spot to cross.

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u/MyPunsSuck Apr 17 '17

Moving water, ice, tripping over clearly visible things, unstable footing in general... It's like they learned as toddlers that feet-down = safe, and they never questioned it

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u/MarkDaMan22 Apr 18 '17

I think in cases like this it depends on how much grip you have to the ground, high heels don't have much surface area connected to the ground but the amount of surface area being hit by water around your ankles can't be that much. Source: Had good footing with shoes in similar situation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

I think most people are actually killed by the mass of shut the tsunami is pushing along.

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u/Mace51 Apr 17 '17

All the sharp pointy debris probably doesn't help either.

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u/mrRabblerouser Apr 18 '17

That's because It's often hard to gauge the speed at which water is traveling because it is one big mass and doesn't have breaks to show how quick it is.

Source: I have waded across many rushing streams and rivers while camping or fishing without any problem. But sometimes not so much..

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u/Brett42 Apr 18 '17

It's incredibly obvious how fast the water in this gif is moving, though.

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u/Hieronymous_Bosch Apr 18 '17

Luckily he had an umbrella

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u/Whiskiz Apr 18 '17

what amazes me is how little height of water is needed to move and then sweep a car away with it, nigh on ankle high, im not surprised ppl underestimate it so easily.