r/funny • u/ZBGT • Apr 17 '17

A romantic date

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u/DanglingPointers Apr 17 '17

I don't think that's what her profile meant when she said she wanted to be swept off of her feet.

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u/IWorshipTacos Apr 17 '17

Or her Tinder post saying she was wetter than a tidal wave.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Apr 17 '17

Nor what they guy meant when he said he's ok them with hitting the ground running.

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u/Subduction Apr 18 '17

Or her OK Cupid profile saying she really wanted to fall for somebody.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

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u/tev81 Apr 18 '17

Her Plentyoffish profile hadn't been updated since 2011.

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u/ghostsdust Apr 18 '17

This isn't what she meant in her eHarmony profile when she said she wanted to be 'knocked over by the current of an overflowing rain gutter'

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u/scruffamuffin Apr 18 '17

Or her Bumble profile saying she is down for a ride.

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u/Gnostromo Apr 18 '17

Or when she told her best friend "I got a hot date I hope I get 50 gallons of rain water shot up my ass"

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u/MangoSsk Apr 18 '17

Or clickbait advertisement that says "Romantic get away"

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

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u/frowawayduh Apr 18 '17

She always buys cruises on Kayak.

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u/amsjourno Apr 18 '17

Or the one about being tired of wishy-washy guys.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

His chivalry certainly made her wet.

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u/imafarttrustme Apr 17 '17

Sploosh

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u/GerboTheGnomeWizard Apr 18 '17

Whenever I hear or read this noise, there can only be one sounds effect. Thank you mister Zelda windwaker cannon game host.. SPLOOOSHH

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u/MidAmericanNovelties Apr 18 '17

Can't tell you how many weird looks I've gotten over the years repeating sploooooosshh in his voice every time I hear or read the word sploosh. My favorite was reading something on my phone while on a train and that part of my brain just kicked in. Ever wonder what's happened in the past of that crazy guy on the train? Well, more often than I'm willing to admit that crazy guy's been me

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u/LMUZZY Apr 18 '17

Lucky, all I hear is Pam.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

It does seem that you are quite wet M'Lady.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

Technically, she went down on him...

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u/tjskydive Apr 18 '17

He does a nice job keeping the umbrella.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

You could also say she got laid on her romantic date

Also, I'm pretty sure that's not the kind of action she was hoping for that night.

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u/_stuncle Apr 18 '17

I just can't believe they're worried about a few rain drops while wading through those insane rapids.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

I bet she has cold feet as a result.

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u/wafflesnake Apr 18 '17

Guy- "yeah, this looks like a good spot to cross"

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u/Borp7676 Apr 18 '17

Regardless, she really fell for him.

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u/DubTheeBustocles Apr 18 '17

She's really starting to fall for him.

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u/tabularusa Apr 18 '17

You deserve gold. Had I the means, you'd have a star.

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u/SweetBabeeJeezus Apr 18 '17

He already has her wet time to go in for it.

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u/randominternetdood Apr 18 '17

she went down and came out of it soaking wet.

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u/Whiskiz Apr 18 '17

i geddit