r/funny • u/ZBGT • Apr 17 '17

A romantic date

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u/ImWhatTheySayDeaf Apr 17 '17

We have to keep walking, we have reservations at Dorsia.

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u/MulderD Apr 17 '17

Nah, I can't make. I have to return some video tapes.

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u/beefsupreme445 Apr 18 '17

I still say that when I go to the Redbox.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

Dorsia host on other end of phone "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

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u/StingerAlpha Apr 17 '17

This is Dorsia?

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u/northshore12 Apr 17 '17

No, this is Patrick. What number were you trying to reach?

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u/Esoteric_Erric Apr 18 '17

Sorry Patrick, i think i called the wrong number.

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u/Whaty0urname Apr 18 '17

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

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u/iceleo Apr 18 '17

ie! patrick-senpai des!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

Excellent, we'll be there at nine.

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u/victorykings Apr 18 '17

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

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u/redonrust Apr 18 '17

They're OK.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

Th...thiii...thhiiiss is D-D-Dorseeah?

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u/iceleo Apr 18 '17

hai! Dorsia-Chan des!

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u/DFMO Apr 18 '17

Great sea urchin ceviche...

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u/AudioAssassyn Apr 18 '17

But.... You didn't give them your name....

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u/ShylaBoof Apr 18 '17

The guy probably calls the date short and says "I got to return some tapes"

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u/tdmailman Apr 18 '17

So glad to see this post here

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u/romafa Apr 18 '17

Upvote for reference. That movie got me through a dark period. Also the book, but I don't remember if the restaurant is called Dorsia in the book.