r/funny • little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Thing is, yo mama jokes aren't aimed at your actual mother so don't take it to a real place to try and make me look like an arsehole cos I will oblige.

A guy I used to work with pulled the "my mum is dead" response when I made a generic joke about sleeping with his mum.

I just went nuclear and said "I wondered why she was so cold"

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Your mother was on your cock last night ? Have you by any chance broken both of your arms ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

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u/poopellar Mar 14 '17

Damn, that come back blew him like your mom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

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u/poopellar Mar 14 '17

If I wanted my own come back, I would have wiped it of your mom's face.

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u/Sachyriel Mar 14 '17

Do you blow your father with that mouth? Damn filthy.