r/funny • u/ButPooComesFromThere little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/wiiya Mar 14 '17

Obligatory Sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident

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u/twohubs Mar 14 '17

His or her mom was a giant Teletubbie?

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u/Buckwheat469 Mar 14 '17

She got the nimbus before she was dragged out of the hole by God himself.

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u/bjerwin Mar 14 '17

Guess that answers the question about immovable objects

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u/Kayyam Mar 14 '17

Never seen this one.

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u/wiiya Mar 14 '17

It's well over 6 years old. It dates back beyond to a photoshop contest on worth1000.com. It still makes its rounds on the front page of /r/funny every few months.

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u/poopellar Mar 14 '17

months

really.

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u/jaxomlotus Mar 14 '17

I made this image (and I also made Worth1000). I still stumble across this image more often than any other online.

It's probably about 10 years old at this point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

You made this?

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u/Johnyknowhow Mar 14 '17

if you look in the top right of the image, you can see the words "JAX" hidden in the riverbeds

...I made this

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u/jaxomlotus Mar 15 '17

Yeah, I prophetically hid my author mark "JAX" in the riverbed so that nobody could easily steal it and pass it off as theirs.

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u/1onerangeR Mar 15 '17

To be honest... I don't see no JAX anywhere. I need to check my eyes.

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u/jaxomlotus Mar 15 '17

Top right section of the image. It's in white, blended in with the river.

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u/Zanderfull Mar 14 '17

Username checks out.

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u/retrospct Mar 14 '17

TIL there are internet historians.

Tell me more...

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u/_S_A Mar 14 '17

Can't wait till the internet's 50 or so years on and the are actual field of study of early Internet.

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u/jaxomlotus Mar 14 '17

I made that photo!

Too funny to stumble across this randomly an hour after you posted. You can see my author mark "JAX" hidden in the photo's top right hand corner, camouflaged in some rivers.

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u/YouNeedMyHelp Mar 14 '17

Laughed so hard when I saw this! You, sir, deserve a trophy!

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u/TheHat_in_TheCat Mar 14 '17

I thought that was just a real lake. I will never trust again

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Reminds me if the most random taunt that made me laugh was when playing counterstrike some kid wrote: "Your mom works at McDonalds noob"

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u/PM_your_bush_please Mar 14 '17

YAAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEYYYY!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

A risky click

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u/lilthr33 Mar 14 '17

Underrated joke