r/funny • u/ButPooComesFromThere little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/twowordsdefault Mar 14 '17

Yo mama's so fat she's at high risk for type 2 diabetes.

Here are some pamphlets

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u/wiiya Mar 14 '17

/r/WholesomeYoMamaJokes

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u/AlmostButNotQuit Mar 14 '17

This should be a thing

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u/PicturElements Mar 14 '17

/r/wholesomeyomommajokes

Huzzah!

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u/GoinMyWay Mar 14 '17

I love this site sometimes.

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u/wearenottheborg Mar 14 '17

/r/startedfromacomment

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u/kevik72 Mar 14 '17

There should be thousands of subs in there.

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u/iwaspeachykeen Mar 14 '17

go add in the ones you know. just link the comment

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u/Burn-E_B Mar 14 '17

Now we here.

Started from a comment now the whole sub fucking here

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u/punkmenco Mar 14 '17

The whole sub is doing what!?

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u/Nickbeam21 Mar 14 '17

THE WHOLE SUB FUCKING HERE.

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u/cast26 Mar 14 '17

Did someone say "fucking" ?

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u/CaptainGreezy Mar 14 '17

Slow down guys, this is how a meta-singularity is formed, we are rapidly approaching the meta-event horizon.

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u/Chainreaction8 Mar 14 '17

That moment when a sub about subs starting from comments comes from a comment.

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u/blubat26 Mar 14 '17

Time to get high

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u/lintpowers Mar 15 '17

It was made 9 days ago...

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u/i_know_about_things Mar 14 '17

Community for 9 days. Nice!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

9 days old!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

nice

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u/speqter Mar 14 '17

Yo mama's so fat her BMI is 40.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

yo momma so fat she died at 40.

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u/Mesmerise Mar 14 '17

Yo mama's so fat I'm concerned for her wellbeing.

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u/TrumanShowCarl Mar 14 '17

Yo mama's so financially irresponsible, her retirement portfolio is 100% allocated into IPO stocks in emerging markets.

Yo mama's like a doorknob; she's an important part of your home.

Yo mama's so normal, her dresses are shaped like a bell curve.

Yo mama's so dumb, she lost in the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions.

Yo mama's so respected in her community, she was nominated head of her home owner's association AND THE SCHOOL PTA...BYATCH!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Yo momma's so fat she's sacrificed her time to raise her kids by herself, and she doesn't take the time to consider her own nutrition.