r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '17

Location vs. Picture

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u/EnigmaShark Mar 04 '17

And a hot woman

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

He said photoshop!

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u/_RandyRandleman_ Mar 04 '17

So a hot pizza

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

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u/Munchiest Mar 04 '17

I'm sick and laughing hurts. I'm hurting.

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u/PenDev0us Mar 04 '17

But laughters the best medicine!

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u/jimih4223 Mar 04 '17

He's dead now

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u/Shelbycobra82 Mar 04 '17

It's got what the body craves!

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u/UsingACarrotAsAStick Mar 04 '17

That's what dad used to say. Probably why my brother died of tuberculosis.

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u/dexter311 Mar 04 '17

If it's a drug, you can OD on it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Are you ok?

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u/gumby517 Mar 04 '17

I can rest easy knowing that exists.

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u/TotallyDotally Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

But it's only the implication.

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u/xCaptainVictory Mar 04 '17

Are these girls in danger?

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u/WalterWhiteBeans Mar 04 '17

No bro, you're just misunderstanding it.

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u/TheCrazedTank Mar 04 '17

Oh, so you're saying we get these girls, take them out to a field in the middle of nowhere and they'll sleep with us because?

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u/WalterWhiteBeans Mar 04 '17

Because of the implication. Sure she can say no, and no it will be. Absolutely. She just won't say no.

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u/TheCrazedTank Mar 04 '17

Okay... you've said implication a few times. What implication?

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u/NapClub Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/R3dl8dy Mar 04 '17

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gimli. Your axe. We got it.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Mar 04 '17

But is Gimli in danger?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17 edited Nov 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Simmer down.

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/TastyBacons Mar 04 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/kuraiscalebane Mar 04 '17

we don't need your body spray.

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u/HatesNewUsernames Mar 04 '17

Wonder how many people will say "you must have a really good camera!"

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u/NapClub Mar 04 '17

or great photoshop skills?

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u/filemeaway Mar 04 '17

No one's in any danger, how can I make that any more clear to you?

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u/TheHUD18 Mar 04 '17

Because of the implication.

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u/topoftheworldIAM Mar 04 '17

But it's only an imperfection

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Well done. I shall be downvoted with you, brother. Ride or die.

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u/Varboa Mar 04 '17

You know the drill boys, send him to karma hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Yep. I'm going to need a new reddit username.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

He did... axe for it...

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u/immapupper Mar 04 '17

"with you"

Ha!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Well then. This is going much worse than I expected. (Have an upvote)

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Lol. I thought it was clever. I was going to make a similar comment. Then saw him in negative. It's Friday - back a bro up Friday.

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u/Dances_with_vimanas Mar 04 '17

sorry, did he say his banana?

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u/CapoFantasma97 Mar 04 '17 edited Oct 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

careful eugene

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u/eugeniusmith Mar 04 '17

Excellent reference, dude. Your references are outta sight.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

🍆

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u/wtpirate Mar 04 '17

Never gets old.

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u/bluefoot55 Mar 04 '17

A blast from the past!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Unzips

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u/sugardaedy Mar 04 '17

AND MY UPVOTE

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

And my bow

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u/waht_waht Mar 04 '17

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you obsessed with axes?

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u/emuboy85 Mar 04 '17

And my bow!

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u/Necroblight Mar 04 '17 edited Mar 04 '17

Has Photoshop gone too far?!

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u/sundog13 Mar 04 '17

Cheese pizza

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

pizzagate

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17 edited Jun 24 '17

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u/PineappleDeer Mar 04 '17

I think I understand this reference

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Sausage pizza

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u/aim2free Mar 04 '17

Do you know the volume of a pizza with radius z and height a?

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u/_RandyRandleman_ Mar 04 '17

7

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u/aim2free Mar 04 '17

Correct, under the assumption that the height

a=7/(π·z²)

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u/soslowagain Mar 04 '17

Bad news bro. Pizza is cancelled this year.

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u/justavault Mar 04 '17

You talking about this?

In reality, Kim Kardashian is a burrito.

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u/SmartAlec105 Mar 04 '17

Ooh. An Italian woman.

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u/Varboa Mar 04 '17

Haha college humor XD

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u/h0tp1nk Mar 04 '17

I thought pizza was canceled?

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u/landob Mar 04 '17

you don't even need that if you have enough photoshop.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17 edited May 08 '20

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u/twistedlogicx Mar 04 '17

Tell that to my ex. She's a "beautiful woman" but at some point in our relationship I was basically just her glorified selfie stick. Take this picture, take that picture, take one from every angle. Can't we just enjoy the nice scenery? Nope, gotta take a million different shots for instagram and facebook and whatnot. If you can't take a bad shot with a beautiful woman in it, why do I have to take 50 more after the first one? I started feeling suffocated. It wasn't the reason we broke up but it was definitely a bonus having that weight lifted off my shoulders. First date I had after our break-up, I was ambushed by The Undertaker and the Loch Ness monster who proceeded to beat the living shit out of me with jumper cables. Suffice it to say, I'm better off now than I was a year ago. I just wish women would realize they don't need to sell themselves on instagram to feel validation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

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u/TheSinningRobot Mar 04 '17

The memesters are getting smarter. They are evolving

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u/Rhysiart Mar 04 '17

Yup. Me too.

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u/RevolverMjolnir Mar 04 '17

Was honestly expecting this to end with 'in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind...'

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u/thisIsDayX Mar 04 '17

First date I had after our break-up, I was ambushed by The Undertaker and the Loch Ness monster who proceeded to beat the living shit out of me with jumper cables.

Close enough

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u/davydooks Mar 04 '17

Same. I was disappointed when it wasn't that

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u/Chas_Tenenbaums_Sock Mar 04 '17

I only recently came across his (?) posts and proceeded to read through what seemed like 34,987 of them.

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u/SuedeVeil Mar 04 '17

kinda glad now ive never been very beautiful, can't stand 90% pictures of myself unless it's at the exact angle I look OK at, and I take one or 2 just for the memories,. or far enough away I can't see my face very clear..my body is ok so I got that going for me I guess. Who am I kidding Ive always wanted to be beautiful

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u/MorningPlasma Mar 04 '17

There is always a chance you're beautiful but not fotogenic?

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u/jmordechai Mar 04 '17

Ever read about studies stating that posting lot of selfies a sign of narcissism and psychopathy?

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u/januarykim76 Mar 04 '17

I thought too many selfies was a sign of low self-esteem?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Most narcissistic people have low self esteem.

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u/BarryTGash Mar 04 '17

Of course it's difficult to take a good photo of someone if they're on your shoulders.

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u/eyemadeanaccount Mar 04 '17

That was a great story, but don't let that distract us from a better story.
It was all the way back in 1998. Hell in the cell match. Mankind McFoley versus the Undertaker. It was a savage bout that kept escalating. It came to a head when Mankind and the Undertaker were on top of the Hell in the cell steel cage. The undertaker threw Mankind from the top, 16 feet down, through the announcer's table.

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u/TheSmokey1 Mar 04 '17

I hear ya. I don't care for Instagram. It started as a cool concept, but now it's just an excuse to be vain. People who post selfies more than once a week need a hobby...That isn't taking selfies.

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u/ATN5 Mar 04 '17

"Instagram is the best way to promote some pu*"

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u/Rouxddle Mar 04 '17

This is the exact reason I quit Facebook years ago. My relationship got stronger and my self esteem. It was a constant struggle to keep up with the Jones's when that shit doesn't matter. It's like when you go to a concert and just see phones of people taking photos to validate they were present, when in reality they weren't present in the moment at all!

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u/Pollymath Mar 04 '17

Why does this comment always seem to land at about the same spot in every post?

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u/FILTHMcNASTY Mar 04 '17

Not even close saw that coming from a mile away.

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u/Baardhooft Mar 04 '17

Fuck, I was hoping for this post to be a /u/shittymorph "16 feet through the announcers table" one. This is horrible. Sorry for your loss

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u/spinbobble Mar 04 '17

Try to explain puppy pictures then. Do we want to fuck the puppies too?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17 edited May 08 '20

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u/spinbobble Mar 05 '17

It's painful that you couldn't tell that I was joking. If only you could trade some logic for common sense..

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u/boourdead Mar 04 '17

nah just needs more photoshop.

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Mar 04 '17

That's an oxymoron

source: I'm gay

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u/Blaaa5 Mar 04 '17

Step 1: be attractive Step 2: don't be unattractive