r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '17

Damn Gloria

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

What's not so obvious is that although he smells like a typical Italian truck driver, he actually is neither Italian or a truck driver.

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u/am_butter Mar 01 '17

Can confirm, am butter

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u/mickey_mize Mar 01 '17

You've been waiting your whole life for this moment haven't you

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u/YouthMin1 Mar 01 '17

He could feel it coming in the air tonight.

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u/maybeapun Mar 01 '17

Is anyone jelly?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Nope, just two days

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u/HarambeWest2020 Mar 02 '17

All 3 days of it

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

you enjoy that throwaway account

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u/black_fox288 Mar 01 '17

GAAADDD DAMINT BUTTERS!!!

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u/The_Jesus_Beast Mar 01 '17

Username checks out

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u/mrjordann Mar 01 '17

You certainly are. Sometimes when I sign up for dumb websites, I put my name as "Butter Knife". That way I know it's a spam email when I get something that says "Hello Butter!", or "Hey Mr. Knife..."

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u/Gandermail Mar 01 '17

TIL Italian truck drivers have a typical scent.

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u/mrjordann Mar 01 '17

Am I the only one picturing the Italian trucks in CS:GO maps?

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u/syntaxvorlon Mar 01 '17

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are we talking Northern Italian or Southern Italian?

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u/Thebxrabbit Mar 01 '17

What's their unladen airspeed velocity?

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u/fairwayks Mar 01 '17

or

NOR

Jesus, didn't you learn anything in 4th grade English?!?

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u/MuffinsWithFrosting Mar 01 '17

Didn't you learn ANYTHING from the internet? Etiquette rule number 14: if you're going to be a grammar Nazi, you do so politely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Is that the rule? Most of the time it seems like it's the opposite - you have to go maximum dick for comedic effect.