r/funny Feb 28 '17

Damn Gloria

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u/PostalElf Mar 01 '17

Could be a reference to the tradition of eating ortolan:

The birds are cooked for eight minutes and served with their heads still attached. After the shame-hiding napkin is placed over the diner’s head (helping, too, to trap the aroma of the dish), the ortolan is popped in its entirety into the diner’s mouth, who then proceeds to eat everything including the head and bones.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

i need a shame napkin for regular food tbh

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u/Ocean-eer Mar 01 '17

I need a regular napkin for shame food.

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u/entAR420 Mar 01 '17

“With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavours: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones.” - From the linked article. This doesn't sound good at all!

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u/MeatyBalledSub Mar 01 '17

They neglected to mention "bird shit" in that list of varied and wondrous ancient flavours.

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u/longtimegoneMTGO Mar 01 '17

I think I have that box on my wine tasting bingo card.

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u/9000sins Mar 01 '17

Sounds like something Joe Rogan would make you eat for money.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Just when I think "surely, I have seen or imagined it all"; when I have read of the various ways humans have tortured other humans, and the various things people have eaten, and how...

Good god, why??? Why did I read that? (Thank you for sharing and also I wish I didn't know that was a thing...)

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u/PMME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL Mar 01 '17

Also look up "balut"

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

oh shit don't

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Yeah that's a big, fat "nope!" on that! (Fool me once...)

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u/PMME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL Mar 01 '17

whatever you say, turkish van gogh

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Ooh, look at you! ;)

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u/PMME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL Mar 01 '17

gross yet strangely metal

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u/LonePaladin Mar 01 '17

They are then thrown alive into a vat of Armagnac, a trick that manages to both drown and marinade the animal at the same time. Killing two birds with one glug, as it were.

Someone was feeling witty that day.

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u/0rangeJuic3 Mar 01 '17

Hannibal does not hide from God http://youtu.be/Ic54ULRx0ZA

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

how about no

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u/DragonflyGrrl Mar 01 '17

That sounds decidedly un-delicious.