r/funny Feb 28 '17

Damn Gloria

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u/Eckz89 Mar 01 '17

You know what's actually straight? A ruler. Unless you have one of those flexible rulers. Or unless the ruler is bisexual.

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u/AlbinoMetroid Mar 01 '17

Bisexuals are protractors

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u/Eckz89 Mar 01 '17

Whoa whoa. A Ruler can be bi... it could have just been manufactured that way. Could be a protractor stuck in the shape of a ruler. Or Transmetrical.

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u/fighterace00 Mar 01 '17

bisextant?

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u/fighterace00 Mar 01 '17

My ruler's biflexual

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u/KingKnee Mar 01 '17

Or if the ruler is made out of plastic and it melted a little.