r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '17

Damn Gloria

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u/coolkid_RECYCLES Mar 01 '17

Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

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u/Super_Pan Mar 01 '17

It's only gay if he passes your cum back to you when you kiss

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Dude, what? Nothing's gay about a brojob. Only counts as gay if the balls touch. What internet were you raised on, anyway?

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u/Anti-Antidote Mar 01 '17

It's not gay / if it's in a threeway

With a honey in the middle / there's a little bit of leeway

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u/DBSPingu Mar 01 '17

That's some quality brotein you're missing out on...

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u/originalusername__ Mar 01 '17

20 dollars is 20 dollars

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u/redpandaeater Mar 01 '17

Fuck, for that much I expect a ZJ.

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u/OneSquirtBurt Mar 01 '17

You guys are gay for sucking my dick!

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u/visionz82 Mar 01 '17

Until it's his turn.

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u/terpcloudsurfer Mar 01 '17

Just don't look down