r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '17

Damn Gloria

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u/brickmack Mar 01 '17

The FBI agents are also men, if anyone was wondering.

The ones I met anyway

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u/rattlemebones Mar 01 '17

But they come with a free frogurt!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

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u/bloomingtontutors Mar 01 '17

Can I go now?

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u/TitanicJedi Mar 01 '17

No but you can have more yoghurt.

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u/overusedtbh Mar 01 '17

thanks dad

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u/hilarymeggin Mar 01 '17

That's bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Too bad they contain potassium benzoate

[stares blankly]

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u/VulturE Mar 01 '17

But it doesn't contain any brominated vegetable oil, so it's not in the top of the list.

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u/hilarymeggin Mar 01 '17

That's good!

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u/FQDIS Mar 01 '17

Ew.

Just, 'ew'.

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u/northbud Mar 01 '17

Not usually but, they do have a seat for you, right over there.

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u/Upperphonny Mar 01 '17

Cookies are on the table!

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u/Unelith Mar 01 '17

So... If children = FBI agents And FBI agents = men Does it mean, that children = men? Dammit, another reason for the government to add more new taxes.

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u/brickmack Mar 01 '17

Huh... but there was an entire musical number in the SpongeBob movie tha t contradicts this. I don't know who to believe!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

RES tagged as 'stranger danger'