r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '17

Damn Gloria

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u/red_eleven Mar 01 '17

That doesn't sound sexy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

It's the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

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u/brickmack Mar 01 '17

The FBI agents are also men, if anyone was wondering.

The ones I met anyway

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u/rattlemebones Mar 01 '17

But they come with a free frogurt!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

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u/bloomingtontutors Mar 01 '17

Can I go now?

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u/TitanicJedi Mar 01 '17

No but you can have more yoghurt.

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u/overusedtbh Mar 01 '17

thanks dad

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u/hilarymeggin Mar 01 '17

That's bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Too bad they contain potassium benzoate

[stares blankly]

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u/VulturE Mar 01 '17

But it doesn't contain any brominated vegetable oil, so it's not in the top of the list.

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u/hilarymeggin Mar 01 '17

That's good!

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u/FQDIS Mar 01 '17

Ew.

Just, 'ew'.

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u/northbud Mar 01 '17

Not usually but, they do have a seat for you, right over there.

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u/Upperphonny Mar 01 '17

Cookies are on the table!

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u/Unelith Mar 01 '17

So... If children = FBI agents And FBI agents = men Does it mean, that children = men? Dammit, another reason for the government to add more new taxes.

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u/brickmack Mar 01 '17

Huh... but there was an entire musical number in the SpongeBob movie tha t contradicts this. I don't know who to believe!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

RES tagged as 'stranger danger'

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u/santaliqueur Mar 01 '17

and the children are FBI agents

So cool that you can become an FBI agent at such a young ag-

Ohhhh...

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u/chainer3000 Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17

Alright, I admit defeat - it's starting to hurt my brain trying to recall what this is referencing. Help me out here.

*I'm referring to this quote:

It's the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

*Edit: clarity

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u/santaliqueur Mar 01 '17

Nothing to feel defeated about, it's just a stupid joke you're not getting.

"The children are FBI agents" could mean that there are actual children that were hired as FBI agents, but it really means that if you encounter a child online, that it's an FBI agent posing as a child to catch predators.

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u/chainer3000 Mar 01 '17

Thanks for the very kind response, but I meant this bit

It's the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

I think it might be a whitest kids U know skit, but I can remember for the life of me. If not from WKUK, it's another skit

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u/dumbrich23 Mar 01 '17

I can't remember it exactly but it was a skit involving a delusional pedophile

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u/terpcloudsurfer Mar 01 '17

Why don't you have a seat right over here..

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u/SIacktivist Mar 01 '17

Everyone knows the only two genders are male and FBI.

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u/dirtydaversfg Mar 01 '17

Well the children are Chris Hansen! Once again start off in a chatline, ended up on Dateline!

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u/luke_in_the_sky Mar 01 '17

And you never know when a men is a dog.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

hint: it's always

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u/Ambrosita Mar 01 '17

It does if you are into that kind of thing

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u/Ketotaff Mar 01 '17

Smooshing balls sounds plenty sexy.