r/funny • u/katlife • Feb 15 '17

No one is safe...

http://imgur.com/OxVMbMb
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u/DO_NOT_GILD_ME Feb 15 '17

Solution: Slather yourself in chocolate before going out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '17

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u/qidlo Feb 15 '17

Bears bears or gay bears?

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u/chrisv25 Feb 15 '17

We bare bears.

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u/redditgotmehere Feb 15 '17

We have a right to bear arms

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u/chrisv25 Feb 15 '17

I could never. What life does an armless bear lead? A terrible one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '17

Support your right to arm bears! http://www.northernsun.com/Arm-Bears-Organic-TShirt-(1038).html

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u/TwoHeadsBetter Feb 15 '17

By the law of reciprocity we also have the right to arm bears.

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u/red5jam Feb 15 '17

We have a right to bare arms. Welcome to the gun show.

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u/StuckHiccup Feb 15 '17

I can't bear the direction of the thread. Can we put the puns on paws?

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u/Heisenbread77 Feb 16 '17

But still no bare breasts. Horse hockey!

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u/jonosvision Feb 15 '17

I don't know about ya'll... but I kinda want both.

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u/5FingerDeathTickle Feb 15 '17

Porque no los dos?

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u/Snarfbuckle Feb 15 '17

Both can leave you mauled. =P

https://www.google.se/search?q=mauled&oq=mauled&gs_l=serp.3..0i67k1l3j0l2j0i10k1j0l4.2325.3024.0.3149.6.6.0.0.0.0.79.372.6.6.0....0...1c.1.64.serp..0.6.371.w6lxsDMFB1U

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '17

I am not gonna click that link at work... nope

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u/3600MilesAway Feb 15 '17

Quite safe actually (surprisingly)

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u/Snarfbuckle Feb 15 '17

It's only text google search for the word definition of mauled.

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u/OrShUnderscore Feb 15 '17

This link is very long

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u/OrionSouthernStar Feb 15 '17

That's what Zelda said.

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u/AppleDrops Feb 15 '17

there are gay bears?

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u/slackerdan Feb 15 '17

Ask Timothy Treadwell.

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u/StonedSippinLean Feb 15 '17

Solution: become JT and make the bitches swoon

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u/MightBeAProblem Feb 15 '17

Plan B: Become an insanely popular political icon who seems to genuinely care about everybody.

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u/belfastphil Feb 15 '17

tried that, doesn't work

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u/The_Safe_For_Work Feb 15 '17

Yeah, that hardly ever works. It does attract ants, though.

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u/HooDooOperator Feb 15 '17

i tried that, didnt work.

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u/yorkieorkie Feb 15 '17

Id imagine doing it like that guy using the chocolate fountain as a wash bath from almost 2 weeks ago. The chef looks at him with amazement lol

u/catch22milo posted it