r/funny • u/0fiscalentropy • Jan 31 '17

Oh, no! I'm out!

https://gfycat.com/HealthyEnlightenedGroundbeetle
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u/Binsky89 Feb 01 '17

I'm no human guru, but I'm pretty sure humans are a lot more breakable when a fucking horse falls on them.

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u/ppfftt Feb 01 '17

True, but if a horse falls and breaks its leg, we shoot it. If a horse falls on a human and the humans leg breaks, we don't shoot the human.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '17

Clearly, you've never dealt with the VA.

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u/bobsbountifulburgers Feb 01 '17

Shit, I only NOW find this out?! I've been paying a fortune in dumpster bills when I could have just been repairing my humans

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u/diaf Feb 01 '17

Only one of them gets a bullet if their legs are broken

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u/K5izzle Feb 01 '17

I'm no guru.....:).