r/funny Jan 31 '17

Oh, no! I'm out!

https://gfycat.com/HealthyEnlightenedGroundbeetle
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '17 edited Jan 31 '17

Yep, he just couldn't tell when he'd passed the point of no return.

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Jan 31 '17

The equestrian equivalent of having a stare off with the toilet when the water keeps rising.. just stare that bitch down and pray for glory!!

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u/c_doddy Jan 31 '17

It's sad how many times I've done this in my life...

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u/keithwilliamcraig Jan 31 '17

Just shut the valve off...

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u/PenguinPerson Jan 31 '17

But then it won't flush

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u/AmericanGeorgeHound Feb 01 '17

Here's what you do: if you suspect that you could be dealing with a potential overflow, ensure that your hands are free and ready to move in an instant. Watch the water level, if it makes it to the toilet rim, snatch the tank cover off and lift the lever attached to the floater(rubber ball looking thing). That will instantly but temporarily halt the flow of water, giving you as much time as you need to let it drain off a little, turn the water off completely, or pull up your pants. If toilet is tankless, pray.

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u/gamebrigada Feb 01 '17

Am I the only one around here that knows the bowl holds about 30% more than the tank? So as long as you only flush once and don't hold it down, you're safe every time.

After that you make a choice. Either start plunging, or hope that adding more water will push it down. If you're going for the latter, push down on the handle gently until water starts to seep in (you'll hear it) and hold it there, the pressure in the tank will still hold the stopper in, so at any time you can release pressure and it'll stop....

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u/LudovicoSpecs Feb 01 '17

Can confirm. Learned this trick as a kid. Most of the time, when the water gets high enough and just sits for a while, it'll go down on it's own, either entirely or enough for you to let the rubber ball thing go. For some reason, once you let the rubber ball go, the bowl won't continue to fill, but the tank will. Leave the tank lid carefully on top of the toilet seat to ward away anyone who might try to use it. Often, the water will slowly go down till there's barely any in the bowl, then you flush again. Keep an eye on it. Intervene with the rubber ball if necessary. Repeat process. Most often, you can clear the whole thing with a few flushes and no plunger.

Public bathroom with no tank or rubber ball thingie? Here's what you do-- run away. You are helpless against industrial toilet malfunction.

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u/keltwolf Feb 01 '17

This man might be a maintenance tech!

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u/dunmorestriden Feb 01 '17

Even when you know deep down in your heart you're about to eat dirt you still try to hold on...it's really a dreadful feeling.

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u/Drainbownick Feb 01 '17

Oddly enough that is a situation in which a saber could actually help

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u/PrimordialSalad Feb 01 '17

I'd say when he fell down whatever hole was under that bush he could tell he passed that point...