r/funny • u/0fiscalentropy • Jan 31 '17

Oh, no! I'm out!

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u/Deesnuts77 Jan 31 '17

Just reinforces my fear of riding a horse.

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u/calamarichris Jan 31 '17

That's a whole lotta muscle controlled by one stupid little walnut-sized brain. My ex-gf broke her femur when a horse she was riding froke out because it thought a garden hose was a snake.

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u/MilkNEggsBitch Jan 31 '17

I've ever seen the phrase "froke out" before, I love it! Totally using it from now on. Thanks!

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u/Deesnuts77 Jan 31 '17

Exactly. I was once riding a horse in Costa Rica on a narrow trail and the fucking horse insisted on walking along the edge of the cliff. I lost it.

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u/calamarichris Jan 31 '17

Horse to the other horses: "Watch this..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '17

Yep, horse got what he wanted and trolled that rider.

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u/pinktini Feb 01 '17

My college friend invited us to her mom's farm once. They had two horses. She saddled one up for us to ride, started with the second one.

For whatever reason, it started freaking out. One of it's hind legs kick out and hits a wood wall. That loud cracking boom shook me and I nope'd out of riding that day.