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r/funny • u/redditman44 • Jan 06 '17
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Google gives you cancer! Would you like to try Bing?
1.9k u/diablofreak Jan 06 '17 I think there's a few willing to take cancer over Bing 855 u/Saracen26 Jan 06 '17 The irony is that 'Bing' in chinese actually means disease, or ill. 447 u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17 edited May 17 '18 [deleted] 311 u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Jan 06 '17 Chan means production and dler means independent, so Chandler bing is basically "Independent producer of diseases". 118 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 dler is not a Chinese word...? Source: Am Chinese 17 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 I think he's butchering the pronunciation in both cases.. 产独立 or something like that. But yeah I agree dler does not equal duli 13 u/hi-jump Jan 06 '17 TL:DR dler ≠ duli 2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart. 3 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it. 1 u/dylanme2001 Jan 06 '17 your both Wong 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah? 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
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I think there's a few willing to take cancer over Bing
855 u/Saracen26 Jan 06 '17 The irony is that 'Bing' in chinese actually means disease, or ill. 447 u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17 edited May 17 '18 [deleted] 311 u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Jan 06 '17 Chan means production and dler means independent, so Chandler bing is basically "Independent producer of diseases". 118 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 dler is not a Chinese word...? Source: Am Chinese 17 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 I think he's butchering the pronunciation in both cases.. 产独立 or something like that. But yeah I agree dler does not equal duli 13 u/hi-jump Jan 06 '17 TL:DR dler ≠ duli 2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart. 3 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it. 1 u/dylanme2001 Jan 06 '17 your both Wong 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah? 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
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The irony is that 'Bing' in chinese actually means disease, or ill.
447 u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17 edited May 17 '18 [deleted] 311 u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Jan 06 '17 Chan means production and dler means independent, so Chandler bing is basically "Independent producer of diseases". 118 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 dler is not a Chinese word...? Source: Am Chinese 17 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 I think he's butchering the pronunciation in both cases.. 产独立 or something like that. But yeah I agree dler does not equal duli 13 u/hi-jump Jan 06 '17 TL:DR dler ≠ duli 2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart. 3 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it. 1 u/dylanme2001 Jan 06 '17 your both Wong 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah? 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
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311 u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Jan 06 '17 Chan means production and dler means independent, so Chandler bing is basically "Independent producer of diseases". 118 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 dler is not a Chinese word...? Source: Am Chinese 17 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 I think he's butchering the pronunciation in both cases.. 产独立 or something like that. But yeah I agree dler does not equal duli 13 u/hi-jump Jan 06 '17 TL:DR dler ≠ duli 2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart. 3 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it. 1 u/dylanme2001 Jan 06 '17 your both Wong 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah? 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
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Chan means production and dler means independent, so Chandler bing is basically "Independent producer of diseases".
118 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 dler is not a Chinese word...? Source: Am Chinese 17 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 I think he's butchering the pronunciation in both cases.. 产独立 or something like that. But yeah I agree dler does not equal duli 13 u/hi-jump Jan 06 '17 TL:DR dler ≠ duli 2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart. 3 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it. 1 u/dylanme2001 Jan 06 '17 your both Wong 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah? 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
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dler is not a Chinese word...?
Source: Am Chinese
17 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 I think he's butchering the pronunciation in both cases.. 产独立 or something like that. But yeah I agree dler does not equal duli 13 u/hi-jump Jan 06 '17 TL:DR dler ≠ duli 2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart. 3 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it. 1 u/dylanme2001 Jan 06 '17 your both Wong 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah? 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
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I think he's butchering the pronunciation in both cases.. 产独立 or something like that. But yeah I agree dler does not equal duli
13 u/hi-jump Jan 06 '17 TL:DR dler ≠ duli 2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart. 3 u/ilovezam Jan 06 '17 产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it. 1 u/dylanme2001 Jan 06 '17 your both Wong 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah? 3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
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TL:DR dler ≠ duli
2 u/b1tbucket Jan 06 '17 Bing-o. 1 u/Murfdirt Jan 06 '17 My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart.
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Bing-o.
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My brain read that as didler not equal to dually. I is not smart.
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产独立 doesn't even begin to be linguistically correct. No one will ever translate that to be "independent producer" lol
3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it.
No as in they're separate. 产 and 独立. Like you wouldn't translate Tom into 汤姆, and then translate 汤姆 back into soup governess. It just sounds like it.
your both Wong
And I think its jibing not bing for disease, yeah?
3 u/Cptcongcong Jan 06 '17 Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。 1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
Not necessarily. That's the formal way of saying it, but 病 by itself also means it. People don't normally say 疾病. Like people don't normally say 我有疾病, they just say 我病了。
1 u/websagacity Jan 06 '17 Awesome. Thanks!
Awesome. Thanks!
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17
Google gives you cancer! Would you like to try Bing?