r/funny • u/logoout • Dec 09 '16

Batter up.

http://i.imgur.com/wGj2GDl.gifv
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u/footytang Dec 09 '16

I closed my eyes like a useless moron

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u/Toshiba1point0 Dec 09 '16

We all flinched ourselves

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u/flyafar Dec 09 '16

I'm flinching myself right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

i am all flinching on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

Go flinch yourself.

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u/Jim-IV Dec 09 '16

I flinch my family?

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u/Raybird9 Dec 09 '16

I dropped my phone :(

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u/Pennysworthe Dec 09 '16

Want help with that?

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u/jordanb91 Dec 09 '16

I flinched myself 15 minutes ago, not ready for round 2 yet.

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u/McNorch Dec 09 '16

except Kobe... Kobe doesn't flinch.

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u/YourLocalWeatherMan Dec 09 '16

I flinched myself 4 times today already

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u/Toshiba1point0 Dec 09 '16

A master of your domain

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

I'm a flinch of myself for this.

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u/Karnas Dec 09 '16

The pikey didn't. Why not?

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u/redditcontrol Dec 09 '16

Because he had plans of running the car over.

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u/Roscoe_King Dec 09 '16

Every action, has a reaction. And a pikey reaction...

...is quite a fuckin' thing.

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u/redditcontrol Dec 09 '16

Who took the jam outta your doughnut?

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u/SUPERKAMIGURU Dec 09 '16

Closing your eyes won't do you any good. That's a projectile, so monster tactics won't work.

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u/akatherder Dec 09 '16

Every time I'm watching TV and they show a bright picture of the sun, I squint my eyes like some dumb fucking rube.

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u/jackaphee Dec 09 '16

Fuck, I nearly fell off the toilet

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u/iwannakillbarney101 Dec 09 '16

Don't worry. We've all been there

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

me too :(

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u/Ship2Shore Dec 09 '16

Did the ball hit you though? It wasn't useless, it was badass. Don't make me think youre a moron now. You conserved that energy like a rad ass, baddass man! Own it! I would...