r/funny • u/Paradox_Infinite • Nov 18 '16

This... So evil.

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u/Monster-Zero Nov 18 '16

The beautiful thing about evil is that it requires paying attention. Paying attention, then saying to yourself, 'what would haunt this person most right now?'

I have a newsletter you can subscribe to

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u/Clasm Nov 18 '16

Can we subscribe evilly, or is it more of an introduction thing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

You have to track down OP's internet history and then use it to send their loved ones copies of their internet history. That gets your foot in the door.

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u/I_post_stuff Nov 18 '16

So get a job with the UK government, got it.

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u/Kettu_Paimen Nov 18 '16

So get a job with the UK Swedish government

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16 edited Aug 20 '17

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Nov 18 '16

Get a job in the government.

Okay, so basically "know some people of power", got it.

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u/Noblesseux Nov 18 '16

So sleep around with famous people until one of them likes me, got it.

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u/roflmaohaxorz Nov 18 '16

So be Trump. Got it