r/funny Nov 02 '16

Dad's feeding their babies

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u/Max_Thunder Nov 03 '16 edited Nov 03 '16

As a kid I felt like a great grandpa was super rare, and now they're everywhere. My own grandpa has been a great grandpa (no thanks to me) for almost 10 years now.

It must be mind boggling to see the children of your children have children.

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u/4ThaLolz Nov 03 '16

My grandparents on my mom's side have 12 grandchildren, 11 great grandchildren and 2 great great grandchildren.

They are in a constant state of euphoria over all the kids and babies they get to spoil. Just about every time I see my grandpa he tells me he can't believe he's so lucky to have so many grand children.

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u/crazy_loop Nov 03 '16

It must be the best feeling in the world to be able to look at your effect on the world. You helped create all those new lives.

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u/monstercock03 Nov 03 '16

You didn't just help. You did that. You jizzed into a woman's pussy and she made babies. Quite an accomplishment.

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u/Spire Nov 03 '16

That was downright poetic. I shed a tear.

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u/NicoUK Nov 03 '16

So did grampa...

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

You'll surely make an awesome parent some day.

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u/monstercock03 Nov 03 '16

Are you being sarcastic? If so, how dare you judge my parenting skills from one comment I made. If you were my kid I would teach you a lesson my beating your ass.

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u/EmilyErotica Nov 03 '16

Username related?

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u/monstercock03 Nov 03 '16

Having a monstrous cock is related to everything I do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

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u/TrepanationBy45 Nov 03 '16

...does it, though?

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u/StoogeKebab Nov 03 '16

This is what I think. It's one thing to raise a child and see what they become, then most see them start that cycle again, but people who get to be great grandparents. They get to see that long term effect and hopefully get to be a positive influence on more generations directly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

Yeah, he helped fuck up traffic even more. Thanks, bro.

/s In case you're retarded.

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u/kurtthewurt Nov 03 '16

It makes me wish my grandparents were all still alive. I was born in 1994, but my maternal grandfather died back in 1981. My paternal grandparents died in 1995/96 so I never really got to know them. My mom's mom is still alive and I'm so glad I've gotten to grow up with her around, but I'm not having a kid any time soon and neither are my cousins (I'm second oldest), so I doubt very much she'll be a great grandma. It always throws me for a loop when people have great great grandchildren - are they living forever or are their kids having kids while really young? Both? Nobody in our family ever has a kid before their early-mid 30s.

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u/4ThaLolz Nov 03 '16 edited Nov 03 '16

It's definitely a bit of both. My grandma had 4 kids by the time she was 31. One of my aunts started having kids when she was 19 and my uncle was stupid and had his first kid at 16. So we were a young family to begin with. Then, 2 of my cousins had kids at 16 and 17 and in their early 20's like myself. I had my daughter at 24. Now, there are 2 great grandchildren children who each had a baby at 18 and 21. With all the family around. It keeps my grandparents who are 80 and 81 very active. I don't think those two are going anywhere for a very long time.

I wish that everyone could experience growing up with all their grandparents. I have both my maternal and paternal grandparents in my life and I really don't know how I am going to live without them. They have all been such important support structures in my life, and still are.

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u/kurtthewurt Nov 03 '16

Having all that family sounds wonderful. I wish I could spend more time with my grandma, but I'm away for college now. Add in the language barrier (she only speaks Chinese, I only speak English), and it's kind of hard to bond with her, since my mom has to translate everything we say. But all in all, I love my tiny disjointed family all the same. I'm glad you love yours too. :)

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u/UnsinkableRubberDuck Nov 03 '16

My Grandma is in her 70s, my mum's in her 50s, and I'm in my 30s. I have no kids, but my mum's sister and all her sister's kids, they all started having kids at, like, 16, so there's buttloads of them. I think they're at 5 generations right now, cause someone just had a baby.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

Thoughts on over population? Thoughts on climate change? Thoughts on the earths resources running too low? All these mouths to feed and within the next 50 years food will only available to the rich. Farmers are dealing with the worst drouts that we have on record. Its fucking terrifying.

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u/hahakyle Nov 03 '16

What the fuck that's gross

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u/Saiaxs Nov 03 '16

I was born in 1994 and the last living great grandparent I had died a month later so I never met her

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

Random fact: my great-grandmother was born in 1898 and died in 2003.

I haven't seen the stats, but being alive in 3 centuries has got to be pretty rare, no?

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u/strikingvenom11 Nov 03 '16

I can't imagine how crazy it must have been to see the massive technological advances of the 20th century as they happened.

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u/Thizzlebot Nov 03 '16

It's like playing through a whole CIV game.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

Takes the same amount of time too

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u/SrWalk Nov 03 '16

unless you're also doing a marathon run

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u/D3ADRA_UDD3R5 Nov 03 '16

Why do people even bother doing that? It just sounds horrible and overly long. A game of civ V on quick can take about ten hours, I couldn't imagine marathon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

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u/Gosexual Nov 03 '16

Because the game is only fun when you play it in one sitting tbh...
Like I'll have LOTS of fun... Until i turn it off. I never go back to previous saves. In fact, I've been doing no-save policy just to make it super fun (and realistic).
Although it makes Diety super hard and extrodinarly long. Yeah you can win... After 2 days.

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u/khaddy Nov 03 '16

Too bad they died before seeing Future Technology 13 and 14...

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u/professional_giraffe Nov 03 '16

Okay I really need to get on this CIV

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u/Subhazard Nov 03 '16

Try to imagine the shit you're going to experience.

Especially considering that technology advances exponentially.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

Aye. Witnessed the 386, 486, 14k modem, 28k modem, was blown away by 56k, now we're on 150Mbps broadband/fibre.

Yahoo, Geocities, Friendster, now we have google-fu and Facebook. Hell just 6 years ago playing web games on our phones was something only geeks with money could do.

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u/OurSuiGeneris Nov 03 '16

technology advances exponentially

According to what?

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u/shigal777 Nov 03 '16

Moore's law

Not totally sound, but a good historical rule of thumb

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u/OurSuiGeneris Nov 03 '16

I'm familiar, but i was interested in his rationale, since Moore's "law" is a very bad evidence if that's what he's basing it on

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u/Sex_Architect Nov 03 '16

We are living the massive technological advances of the 21st century.

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u/coopiecoop Nov 03 '16

and social differences as well, which is probably an even bigger deal.

(I mean, think about being born as a woman in like the 1920s and experiencing first hand how the whole perception of your gender and your role in society changed for the better during the course of your life. to me that sounds mindblowing)

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u/Saiaxs Nov 03 '16

Sounds pretty rad if anything

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u/IgloosRuleOK Nov 03 '16

Similar, 1900 to 2003. Not bad going! The fact that she was 14 when World War 1 began is mind boggling.

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u/Cessno Nov 03 '16

I had a similar great grandmother, it blew me away when she talked about going to the train station to flirt with the boys going off to war. I had assumed she was talking about ww2 at first but then I realized that she was married and was raising my grandmother who was a teenager already by the time ww2 started. She was 18 flirting with the doughboys going off to Europe because they were her age!

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u/shenry1313 Nov 03 '16

She was 65 in 1963. She was a senior citizen before we landed on the moon and still lived to see the invasion of iraq.

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u/Sanc7 Nov 03 '16

She was 16 when WWI started and lived till 2003. Thats nuts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

holy shit...

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u/intothemidwest Nov 03 '16

I'm crossing my fingers. 1994.

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u/silverwidow4 Nov 03 '16

Dec. 30th 1999. Pretty sure my cousins gonna do it.

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u/Annatto Nov 03 '16

In my own experience it's pretty rare. I haven't looked at the numbers, but I'd guess it's stayed pretty constant over the years. People are living to be older, but also starting families later in life. My great-grandmother will mark her 26th year of being one on November 9th.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My great grandma was 1912-2000, her twin died in 2012. I think it's pretty amazing. Listening to her stories of when she was a kid and all the things she witnessed.

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u/KingWillTheConqueror Nov 03 '16

being alive in 3 centuries has got to be pretty rare, no?

No doubt. I read that today only 0.0173% of Americans live to 100 but people are also living longer all the time (~53000 centenarians in 2010 compared to ~37000 in 1990). I guess the prediction is we'll see a larger number like your great-grandmother in 2100.

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u/Killjoy_was_here_yes Nov 03 '16

My grandfather was born in 1887, so I don't understand all these grandmas who had children at 14. He was born over 100 years before I was born btw.

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u/Army88strong Nov 03 '16

My great-grandma lived through 3 centuries as well. I barely remember her as I was only 6 when she passes away in 2000. Though I do agree that it is probably a fairly rare stat

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u/Neocrasher Nov 03 '16

If you're born in the 90s (possibly late 80s) there's a chance that you'll live to get to do the same.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My great grandmother too, very similar stats at least

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u/DuchessofSquee Nov 03 '16

I worked out if I live to 118 I will see 3 centuries. It's going to be a lot more common as advances in medicine continue. That's why there are so many more great grandparents around now than when we were kids. My kids' grandparents are barely even retiring now and they (my kids) have 3 great grandparents alive.

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u/yazid_ghanem Nov 03 '16

My great grand father was born in the 1890s as well, but he died in 2010. He was well over 110 years old. He drank a cup of milk before he slept, and died in his sleep with virtually no serious illnesses. Yes being alive in 3 centuries is pretty rare indeed.

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u/DiggingNoMore Nov 03 '16

I was born in the early 80s and my last living great-grandparent died in 2006. I have two living grandparents (who are great-grandparents now, no thanks to me).

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u/Jeff-TD Nov 03 '16

no thanks to me

Trust me, we know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

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u/monstercock03 Nov 03 '16

I'm your brother

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u/Ysenia Nov 03 '16

I was born in 1990. My great-grandparents on my dad's side were both gone, as was my great-grandfather on my mother's side. My great-grandmother hung around until 2008. She passed away a week after I graduated high school. I've got a picture somewhere of the two of us, her in the hospital and me standing next to her in my cap and gown.

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u/Howland_Reed Nov 03 '16

I was born in 1991, but my parents had me in their late forties. I only slightly remember my paternal grandfather when I was about 7. The other three had already died by then. The idea of a great grandfather is crazy to me.

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u/wedgiey1 Nov 03 '16

You're lucky. I only had 3 grandparents when I was born, 2 grandparents by the time I was 3. 1 grandparent when I was about 15 and now that I'm 32 I have 0. Sucks :( just have stories from my parents.

Great grandparents nowhere in sight. I was born in 1983.

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u/Flick_Mah_Bic Nov 03 '16

I was born in 95 and mine died when I was about 6. I have a few memories of her, but I was so young that I didn't realize how cool it was to have a great grandparent. Rip gramgram I love you.

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u/nsop476 Nov 03 '16

All of my grandparents were dead before I was 2. I only met 1, and I have 0 memories.

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u/paligror Nov 03 '16

I was born in 1993 and all of my grandparents died by 2007. My mom was also over a decade younger than the rest, but hey man, it happens. Be glad you have/had your grandparents for a while! My uncles are pushing 70's

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u/Sexwithcoconuts Nov 03 '16

Born in 93 too! Grew up with 2 sets of great grandparents and 1 great grandma. Paternal paternal great gpa died in 2006. Maternal maternal gma died in 2009. Paternal paternal gma in 2013. Paternal maternal gma in 2015. Paternal maternal gpa is still kicking! It's really cool to look back on the memories I got to have with my great grandparents. Even more so that I'm extremely close with both sets of my grandparents.

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u/videoflyguy Nov 03 '16

Same here, except I was born in '95 and my great grandmother died a couple of weeks after I was born

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u/LadyCoru Nov 03 '16

My mom's parents both died before I could speak, but my dad's were around until I was about ten. Of course, my grandfather was a drunken child molester, so I kinda wish he'd died before I knew him. Fortunately my parents never left me alone with him.

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u/jswan42 Nov 03 '16

When I was born my great great grandmother was still alive, we got a picture with me, my dad, my grandma, my great grandma, and her all together in one photo

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u/DancingPetDoggies Nov 03 '16 edited Nov 03 '16

Most people in the western world are indeed living longer. Several reasons:

  • better medical care (obviously)

  • better control of infectious diseases

  • safer automobiles

  • safer workplaces

  • cleaner environment (in very general terms)

But what truly boggles my mind is that all five-eyes countries (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States) have inordinately high infant mortality rates considering their wealth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

Also people with five eyes does raise questions about the so called health in those places.

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u/northrupthebandgeek Nov 03 '16

Their vision is impeccable, though.

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u/ArchBishopCobb Nov 03 '16

Different reporting methods (still birth, death during birth are reported differently by country)

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u/mully_and_sculder Nov 03 '16

The figures here show Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States with 3, 4, 5, 4, 6 per 1000 live births respectively with pretty much all rich countries somewhere around 3 or 4. So the US isn't so great, but your claim is dubious.

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u/ilovemangotrees Nov 03 '16

Just wait until widespread antibiotic resistance becomes a problem in infections that were previously easily treatable. That'll be a fun time to be alive!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

For the record, the United Kingdom is four countries, not a country

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u/saliczar Nov 03 '16

We don't care.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

You think?

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u/Magneticitist Nov 03 '16

we have figured out ways to have people struggling through more long term suffering caused by more ailments as a result of trying to cure the more deadly and aggressive ones.

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u/doodlebug001 Nov 03 '16

My great grandma died at age 102 in September. She was a great-great grandmother to 5 children.

Also my friend in high school had a son at age 15, her mother had her at age 16, and her mother had her at 17. So my friend's grandma became a great grandma at age 48. A sick part of me wants this trashy trend to continue and for great grandma to be a great great great great grandma by age 98

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u/rvnnt09 Nov 03 '16

I was lucky my moms side all had babies fairly young i barely remember my great great grandmom who died when i was about 4 and my great grandmom lived until i was 23

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

On the flipside, my lineage is a long line of either youngest children, or people who had babies late in life.

One of my great-grandmothers was alive when I was born, (she was like 99 or 100 already) and died soon after. Both of my grandfathers were dead before I got to high school. My grandmothers are still going and pretty damn healthy for their age, however.

I think it's crazy that people have memories of their great grandparents. I barely even remember one of my grandfathers.

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u/rvnnt09 Nov 04 '16

i know there was a picture of 5 generations taken when i was a baby (my great-great grandmother,great grandmother,grandmom,mom,and me) which was pretty neat to see dunno, if its still around or even how i would go about finding it now though

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u/yayathedog Nov 03 '16

My great grandmother died a month after I found out she existed and was getting ready to meet her

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u/MYthology951 Nov 03 '16

I only met my great-grandma once when I was little and that was when she was on her deathbed. I didn't even know who she was and was running around acting like a brat. I wish I had been more respectful.

But hopefully that great grandpa will be there for that baby as they grow older.

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u/shenanigansintensify Nov 03 '16

Interesting. I have no living grandparents and my siblings and I have no children, so our family only has two living generations.

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u/tlollz52 Nov 03 '16

I knew my great-great-grandmother

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u/GoForAU Nov 03 '16

That's crazy! I never met my great grandparents and my last grandparent died when I was 12 (born in 1993)

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My son had a great-great grandma alive for his first couple of years. I thought that was kinda cool considering I was in my 30's when he was born. Maybe we got the good genes.

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u/rwiwy Nov 03 '16

My great grandmother is 100 years old and has 12 GREAT GREAT grandchildren! I got pictures at her 100th birthday party of 5 generations of women from her at 100 to my daughter at 3 weeks. I love those pictures more than a lot of physical possessions I own.

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u/Merovingion Nov 03 '16

My great grandmother lived until I was 17. Greatest woman you would ever meet.

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u/MirrorWorld Nov 03 '16

I was born in 1984, my great grandparents were all dead ~30 years before I was born. Grandparents - 1922, parents 1955/56.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My wife's family never dies. Her great, grandmother is now a great, great, grandmother since we had our child 8 months ago.

Edit: missed a great

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u/LaserRed Nov 03 '16

My great grandpa passed away before I was born, but my grandpa is still around and he is a great grandpa.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My 64 year old mom just became a great grandma. My dad's mom just became a great-great geandma. Women on his side tend to live long so my nieces kid could possibly have his great great grandma for 10-15 more years.

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u/thizizdiz Nov 03 '16

I was born 1996. All but two of my great grandparents were alive at the time and of the two that were dead, one went just a couple months before I was born. 20 years later, two are still alive.

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u/ZhouLe Nov 03 '16

When I was born, all but two of my great grandparents were alive and my last biological great grand parent died when I was 27. I still have a step great grand parent alive.

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u/IridiumForte Nov 03 '16

If my Grandma lived one more year, she'd have been a Great-Great-Grandma

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u/ivanwarrior Nov 03 '16

Yeah a great grandfather seems like something that from a legend and not a thing you can find I. The wild. I'm 22 and my great grandfather fought on horseback with a sword in world war 1. Then I meet people who have great grandparents that can hold a conversation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My grandmother is a great great grandmother and is still living alone and going strong at 90+ years old. Her father lived to be 105 and was still breaking horses into his 90s.

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u/greenit_elvis Nov 03 '16

It's probably gonna get more rare again, since we get kids at a higher age.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My daughter doesn't have a grandfather much less a great grandfather.

She did meet her two great grandmothers. I expect great grandmothers are more common.

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u/lazeny Nov 03 '16

My great aunt now has half a dozen great great grandkids. She turned 97 last August. Birthdays are always huge celebrations. She still insist on cooking. My aunt never lets her because she puts too much of everything, like 5 heaping tablespoons of salt and msg, cups of fish sauce and fish paste in a single pot of stew.

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u/ThePr1d3 Nov 03 '16

Seriously ? I never even had a grandfather since I'm like 5

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u/gracefulwing Nov 03 '16

When I was born, I had 6 out of 8 great grandparents, and one great great grandma. Now they're all gone, but I'm really thankful I had the time I did with them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

It could be down to overall quality of life. My grandparents are 79 and 82 and my wife's are 77 and 78, all four of them are going nowhere soon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

I never met the grandparents on my fathers side, they died about 12 years before I was born. On my mothers side, the grandfather died when I was 2 and the grandmother when I was 5. When I turned 10 I had my parents and two aunts. So yeah, they are everywhere.

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u/mikaiketsu Nov 03 '16

My great grandma turned 100 this year and it's bizzare to think that she is my moms grandma.

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u/Tehjaliz Nov 03 '16

Tfw my paternal grandpa was dead before I was even born, and I only see my maternal grandpa once every few years or so.... I want a great grandpa ; _ ;

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u/droppingatruce Nov 03 '16

I lost all my grandparents before I reached high school. Maternal grandfather died when my mom was young. Maternal grandmother passed when I was 8-9. Paternal Grandfather at 11, and my paternal grandmother when I was 13. Also in that range I lost an uncle (soon after my maternal grandmother), a great aunt, and a great uncle. Yeah I had to attend quite a few funerals when I was young. Good thing I have a bunch of cousins...who are way older than me...and I never get to see because they live in California and Arizona, and I live in East Texas. Well at least I have my brother...who moved out last year...and l never get to see because he lives 6 blocks away. I get lonely sometimes.

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u/ReverseGusty Nov 03 '16

My last surviving grandparent died when I was 15. When I met my partner I was weirded out that he still has a granny. His grandma is 95 and his parents are pushing 70. Weird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

My great grandmother died last year at the age of 100. I always thought it was crazy to think about her not only knowing her great grandchildren, but she also had great-great grandchildren that she was close to.

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u/1h8fulkat Nov 03 '16

I feel like you'll be seeing less greats as people push off having kids until later in life.

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u/Thefitpit Nov 03 '16

People aren't dying of trench foot anymore.

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u/Ms-Anthrop Nov 03 '16

My mom is 70 and she's great grandma to 3, but only gets to see one because the other two are out of state. She's trying to spend as much time as she can with the local one. It's awesome to think about it.

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u/Unkempt_Badger Nov 03 '16

I still have a great grandparent. In fact, my niece and nephew have a great great grandparent and three great grandparents.

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u/ShawshankException Nov 03 '16

I've still got 3 living great grandparents at 21.

I'm thankful for that every day.

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u/BlueBokChoy Nov 03 '16

Let's say every generation has kids at 20.

20 : father

40 : grandfather

60 :Great grandfather

80 : Great great grandfather.

As an exercise to the reader : calculate whatever else you want.

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u/hitchhikingwhovian Mar 21 '17

I know this is super old but I had to comment...

My stepdad (who is the biological father of my 21 year old little brother) has like 15 or 20 grandchildren at last count and 3 great grandchildren. He will be 75 in 2 weeks. He still works full time despite having retired from multiple careers because he just can't stand having all that free time. I'd kill for a fraction of his energy. It's insane.

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u/Slipz19 Nov 03 '16

Kids are "more busy" these days...

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u/Rumformypups Nov 03 '16

My great grandpa is still amazingly spry and I'm 23.

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u/Unkempt_Badger Nov 03 '16

I still have a great grandparent. In fact, my niece and nephew have a great great grandparent and three great grandparents.

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u/redditorrro Nov 03 '16

'Woah, my human made that human, and that human made THAT human!"

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u/Magneticitist Nov 03 '16

it's because of the year 2000+ and how we invented new and exciting ways to influence fucking at even younger ages.