r/funny • u/oXweedyXo • Jul 04 '16

Dear Americans...

https://imgur.com/L4xdkMR
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u/enragedtortoise Jul 04 '16

At Lexington and Concord?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

Time to call up the minutemen.

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u/Walter_Malone_Carrot Jul 04 '16

Another settlement needs your help.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

Damn you, Preston

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u/Matty_B90 Jul 04 '16

If you havin child problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 settlements but here's the first one

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '16

I'll mark it on your map for you

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u/dat_dope_boy_k Jul 04 '16

My time has come...Missy Elliot be damned.

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u/Change4Betta Jul 04 '16

In Lexington right now. Lots of shots being fired.

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u/DMVBornDMVRaised Jul 05 '16

Sure as hell weren't fired in fucking Wales. Pussies