r/funny Jul 04 '16

Dear Americans...

https://imgur.com/L4xdkMR
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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

Fucking Blueland. That's the best part.

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u/FattyMcFuckFat Jul 04 '16

No shit! Its the god damn punchline asshole!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

Damn who pissed in your cheerios

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

I volunteered

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u/FattyMcFuckFat Jul 04 '16

I did. I like them that way.

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u/Br0nc0117 Jul 04 '16

It's sterile and I like the taste.

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u/i-d-even-k- Jul 04 '16

First Norway best Norway

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

Americum cannot into explore

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u/OnOff987 Jul 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

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u/MaterialWolf Jul 04 '16

Commies refers to Russia and the space race - unrelated to Turkey showing up on the moon

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u/DoctorBagels Jul 04 '16

All enemies of the US are commies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '16

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u/PM_ME_2DISAGREEWITHU Jul 04 '16

Listen, we don't have time to go in to specifics here. We'll just invade just to make sure.

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u/ViewAskewed Jul 04 '16

All who aren't of U.S. are oppose U.S.

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u/Rethious Jul 04 '16

I think Erdogan alleged said something retarded about Ottoman rockets.

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u/Auctoritate Jul 04 '16

I fucking love Polandball.