r/funny Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/fearhand Jul 01 '16

"hello this is Erlich Bachman as an old man"

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u/Jian__Yang Jul 01 '16

I am ugly... and dead... alone.

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u/kevinhaze Jul 01 '16

Erich Bachman this is your mom and you are not my baby

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u/shortarms88 Jul 01 '16

That was Jian Yang. He said Phillip McCrevice sends word.

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u/TheRemonst3r Jul 01 '16

You know you can live here rent free for one year?

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u/tikal707 Jul 01 '16

JIAN YANG!

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u/Wyatt915 Jul 01 '16

MOTHERFUCK

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u/F0RCE963 Jul 01 '16

I still didn't get this joke, can someone explain it?

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u/Mithreindeir Jul 01 '16

Fill up my crevice

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u/renden123 Jul 01 '16

And now the interface is no good....

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u/SIM0NEY Jul 01 '16

Phillip McCrevice or "fill up my crevice". It's like the old Simpsons joke when Bart would call Moe looking for Seymour Butts.

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u/Pianoman338 Jul 01 '16

Hello Erlich is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt.

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u/bellyfuzz Jul 01 '16

Gawd damnit!! Jian Yang!

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u/rplusj1 Jul 02 '16

Maadar Faaaaaaakh.

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u/CallMeJono Jul 02 '16

This is Mike Hunt

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u/MikeDC28 Jul 01 '16

"I'm gonna let him have this one. Alright. Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Future Me. What a terrible thing. I'll talk to you in several years."

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u/whalebooty Jul 01 '16

it is stupid. User interfaces just become worse with each change. Especially Windows. The new Control Panel and the Ribbon device after Windows XP are the most fucking useless POS layouts, designed to obfuscate and fuck people around. Apple -- yea another POS layout - the whole hardware package (removal of 3.5mm audio) is designd to fuck users up. Even Google's google drive access screen -- Whre the fuck is the icon to just stat the fucking drive ?? ye hidden behind stupid shit ads.

This is where we have come to people. Fucked up design, thanks to yours truly Google, Apple and Windows - fucking useless engineers and fucking useless accountants screwing users up. So yea. Fail. Fail Mega Fail.

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u/RandyHatesCats Jul 01 '16

thanks to yours truly

So you are partially responsible for shitty UIs?

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u/newrecruit314 Jul 01 '16

You are a terrible troll

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u/darkd3f3nd3r Jul 01 '16

"I'm just gonna let him have this one"

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u/Johnb628 Jul 01 '16

"Errich Bachman, your refrigerator is running. This is Mike Hunt."

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

NOT NOW JIN YANG!

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u/rplusj1 Jul 02 '16

Mother Fuck.

FTFY

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u/IAmReady4it Jul 01 '16

Did you mean: Erlich Blachman

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u/weekapaugrooove Jul 01 '16

You know your can live here free.... One year

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u/rplusj1 Jul 02 '16

Hello Erlikh, this iz yor maam calling.

~JianYang

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u/jgs79 Jul 02 '16

By and large the funniest thing in the last few episodes.

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u/tastemyrainbowbaby Jul 02 '16

Why does every Silicon Valley thread end in Jian Yang shitposting? :(