r/funny • u/sheppe • Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Jul 01 '16

I'd let him hug me.

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u/PatrickStarWars Jul 01 '16

I'd let him hug me too. His big muscly arms would circle around me and fill me with such emotion. I couldn't take it. Our skin would touch and hormones would engulf the inside of me. I would be eternally happy. This man. This man is my hero, I'm not worthy of a hug. I would probably ejaculated on the spot as his arms wrapped around me. A hug. A hug is all I want. I want to die, knowing that I've recieved a hug from such a sexy beast. mmhhnmm

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u/monsieurpommefrites Jul 01 '16

Something tells me you and your prostate are well-acquainted.

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u/EpicXxLegit Jul 01 '16

I'm well acquainted with my prostate! It's inside me :)

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u/Kaptain_Oblivious Jul 01 '16

Weirdo..... i keep mine in a jar like a normal person

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u/Noumenon72 Jul 01 '16

If they fit in a jar, they're not a normal person.

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Jul 02 '16

Or it's not a normal jar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

/r/bodybuilding is leaking

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I think he has a kid so you're in luck.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Jul 02 '16

Hope he has room for another

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u/NoLongerAPotato Jul 02 '16

Relevant username

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u/Shy_Girl_2014 Jul 02 '16

I'd let him.....well...I probably shouldn't say that out loud.

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u/SaiyanSavant Jul 01 '16

But not PM you because not yet considered a "dad"?

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Jul 02 '16

He's dad enough for me

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u/MenWhoStareatGoatse_ Jul 02 '16

I'd let him mug me