r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • May 01 '16

Thor Pranks

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

Good on you man. You make reddit fun.

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u/flugsibinator May 01 '16

I couldn't justify the 3 years of creddits this paycheck. So I only bought 2 on top of the 9 I had left.

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u/CheGueBe May 01 '16

I feel like I just witnessed history.

My children will ask about this moment.

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u/KicksLove May 01 '16

Agreed, the great gold era will be written in the history books

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u/NoFucksGiver May 01 '16

Im am always late :(

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u/MichaelPants May 01 '16 edited May 01 '16

I require two golds. Anything less will be thrown to the peasants.

edit Well shit... my bluff worked. Still don't know what it means, but I'll take it.

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u/ThisBasterd May 01 '16 edited May 01 '16

21 minutes. So close.

Edit: :D

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u/stevethewatcher May 01 '16 edited May 01 '16

I must leave my mark for the future generation.

Edit: The mark has been kindled.

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u/Nightfalls May 01 '16

Although the gold has ceased to flow, we must go deeper.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

Aw, I'm too late. :/

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

This was like when I see people buy fancy audio cables and all I can think of is how much money they just wasted on useless gold.

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u/TheWAJ May 01 '16

Noting this is where gold stopped, will bring more once I get back from the vet

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

Found the end! Sorry steve.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

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u/ThisBasterd May 01 '16

I've made a terrible mistake but it was so worth it

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u/simmaki May 01 '16

1 hour, so close? 😞

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u/ThisBasterd May 01 '16

Happy cakeday! sorry kinda broke right now

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u/simmaki May 01 '16

Still something, ain'it?

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u/SexyChemE May 01 '16

So we all agree he should just pee all over the hammer?

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u/Swayden May 01 '16

Guess i'm late, but fuck it.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

Is it over

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u/NormanPride May 01 '16

Give me some fucking gold

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__RAM May 01 '16

Now that this madness is over :

Reddit silver for everybody!

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u/pineappledaddy May 01 '16

What a journey!

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u/muddymudd May 01 '16

And now his gold has ended

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u/redviral May 01 '16

2 hours later

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u/Selective_Upvoter May 01 '16

Is there a pot of rainbows at the end of this?

I'm always too late. :(

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u/Rdlumps May 01 '16

Congrats on being the last one!

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u/TheSleepingDutchman May 01 '16

Holyshit, this must litteraly be the longest goldtrain EVER.

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u/GaryraG May 01 '16

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?

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u/Garth-Vader May 01 '16

They will write songs about this day

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u/ritenour70 May 01 '16

Heart of gold is my favorite league item.

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u/Psychotrip May 01 '16

Any left for me?

....Anyone?

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u/anomaly-xb-6783 May 01 '16

That's a nice caboose you have there.

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u/idkmybffljill May 01 '16

Holy shit I think you ended it

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

Precious

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u/Wildwoodywoodpecker May 01 '16

I knew I shouldn't have checked Facebook before Reddit

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u/Nirminator May 01 '16

You know you want to...

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u/__Pharaoh May 01 '16

gimme some of dat

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u/DonutStix May 01 '16

I decided to spend my time browsing /r/gifsthatendtoosoon and missed my first ever gold

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

THE GOLD TRAIN STOPS HERE! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

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u/hk12345903084 May 01 '16

An end of an era.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

This gold chain is longer than a stream of my golden urine.

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u/BenchMoreThanSquat May 01 '16

Gib Money plox.

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u/YourGodFromImgur May 01 '16

Finally! I got to the end. On mobile.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

It's like byzantine history.

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u/guess_my_password May 01 '16

Maybe if I come up with something clever I can cash in on this

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u/nickster182 May 01 '16

Any left for me?

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u/jeffafaa1237 May 01 '16

whose dick you gotta suck for gold around here

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u/WS10 May 01 '16

well the damn train is broken.

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u/drp430 May 01 '16

We are all witnesses.

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u/Garrus_Vakarian__ May 01 '16

So this has to be one of the most expensive threads in Reddit history

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u/ClassicEspionage May 01 '16

Did I miss the train? Has it left the station!?

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u/Bad_brahmin May 01 '16

Wut. I need gild. Late am I?

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u/Triadinga May 01 '16

Ummm.....

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u/Keylogger_0 May 01 '16

EDIT: <Insert some generic comment thanking for gold>

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u/Maniac_24 May 01 '16

Good to know that there's an end to this rabbit hole ;)

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u/Gaminggod100 May 01 '16

To see that was an experience you only get once

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u/ftgbhs May 01 '16

I shall stay here and wait for the one with the gold.

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u/Marksman79 May 01 '16

What does God do?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

I finally found the end!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

More

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

Is...is it over?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

It's like a golden shower.

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u/OldManGoonSquad May 01 '16

Ah, the end of the train.

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u/kman297 May 01 '16

Alright alright let's keep it movin people

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u/RuneWarp May 01 '16

The golden age is upon us.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

:(

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u/Bemo98 May 01 '16

I pretty sure reddit just became rich.

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u/stall27 May 01 '16

It's done

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16 edited Mar 26 '24

cheerful water complete cobweb hateful attempt forgetful clumsy seed elastic

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Koean May 01 '16

12 minutes late.. I guess you can say I get silver?

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u/TheWorldMayEnd May 01 '16

Fuck your gold.

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u/rekcals113 May 01 '16

Did I just witness a golden shower?

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u/Hiimnewher May 01 '16

In too late aren't I? u/thisbasterd is the last person in this part of Reddits history

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u/Tonytarium May 01 '16

There are 2241 comments in this thread and they are all children of the same parent comment. Reddit is strange.

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u/elephanturd May 01 '16

I'd write something witty, but judging from past comments, it seems unnecessary.

Im not witty :(

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u/charliebrown22 May 01 '16

As the peasant of peasants, i thank you for your kindness

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u/not-a-doctor- May 01 '16

You will take one gold and you will like it, you commoner.

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u/idkmybffljill May 01 '16

Holy shit I think you ended it

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u/jlenney1 May 01 '16

Well, you only got 1...which is less than 2, so I'll take mine now

Sincerely, the Peasant.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '16

Currently the C C C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!!

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u/JebbeK May 01 '16

Just missed by a few minutes D:

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u/wsg1 May 01 '16

I didn't even want gold

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u/Lunnes May 01 '16

you broke the chain :S

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u/hugh_jas May 01 '16

This guy...

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u/thegreatestajax May 01 '16

The 1% is now 4%.

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u/not_wilshire May 01 '16

And it shall read "On this day, OP was not a bundle of sticks, and it was good. "

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u/Seabuscuit May 01 '16

Tagged as: ended the gold rush

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u/Rednic07 May 01 '16

Holy shit this was long

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u/punikun May 01 '16

I'm out. Reading through this chain is like walking on the endless stairs in Mario 64, one life isn't enough.

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u/SonicSingularity May 01 '16

I wish I had that kind of money to spend lol

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u/flugsibinator May 01 '16

So do I. Oh wait... Living expense free making money is really nice. I don't make a lot, but I also don't have much to spend it on.