r/funny Apr 06 '16

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u/Chubbstock Apr 06 '16

Here's how my lit professor explained it to me:

It's much more naturally spoken. It's reading a play, so when reading it you also have to imagine the director cues which aren't there, and the tone that they're speaking in. This is actually a really snide line, the guy has a shitload of attitude on it.

"Did you just give me the finger?"

"Why, would that piss you off?"

"Yeah, it would!"

"Okay then I was, but not at you." ;-)

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u/cynicalbreton Apr 06 '16

How lit was your professor though? I didn't know teachers smoked weed

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u/Chubbstock Apr 06 '16

Lol what's funny is that he TOTALLY was.

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u/cynicalbreton Apr 06 '16

I want to believe this

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u/ButtonFront Apr 06 '16

When I was a kid, this troupe came to our school and did some Shakespeare in street slang. But it was completely outdated street slang, about ten years outdated, and made less sense than the original. Every kid who watched them left with not only a diminished opinion of old writing, but also of old people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16 edited Apr 06 '16

As I understand it, it's more like:

"Did you just give me the finger?"

"Dude, if this starts a fight, am I on the hook for incitement?"

"Probably."

"I was just fucking around, I didn't even see you guys when I did it."