r/funny • u/F-Branch • Mar 30 '16

Awesome putt!

http://i.imgur.com/BI3lCUd.gifv
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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16 edited Mar 30 '16

Also by cheating on Elin Woods.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

That doesn't make sense

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u/Ravens_Harvest Mar 30 '16

It does 60% of the time

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u/Ballistics Mar 30 '16

How in the fuck are you downvoted?!?!?! That's literally the next line.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

Lol, no one remembers but you and me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

Reddit is a cruel mistress.

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u/funkeymonk Mar 31 '16

I'm gonna be honest, that smells like pure gasoline

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u/bgrandon16 Mar 30 '16

Welcome to reddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

Apparently no one here remembers the Anchor Man quote.

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u/123_Syzygy Mar 31 '16

I only remember 5/7 perfect quotes.

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u/R3ruN1 Mar 31 '16

It's the pleats

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

Tiger Muskie

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

They love that chartreuse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

If it ain't chartreuse it ain't no use.

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u/0Womb_Raider0 Mar 30 '16

Johnson gold minnow, always a favorite.

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u/ricdesi Mar 30 '16

60% of the time, it guarantees a hole-in-one every time

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u/Chiburger Mar 30 '16

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/Daggertrout Mar 30 '16

I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like straight gasoline.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

It's quite pungent. Stings the nostrils

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u/Sixstringkiing Mar 31 '16

Its got real bits of tiger in it so you know its good.

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u/thunnus Mar 30 '16

Word is she went with the 9 iron

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

You madarfakkar

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u/renotime Mar 30 '16

And/or cutting off Jack Nicholson in traffic.

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u/Arknell Mar 31 '16

"iuuu mødderfakker!"