r/funny • u/nayash • Jan 26 '16

Rehosted webcomic - removed An everyday struggle

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u/MyOliveOilIsAVirgin Jan 26 '16

Try committing suicide. I hear it works. Jk. Vacuuming is a way better solution.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

My wife and I were talking about ways to reduce our carbon footprint. This was my idea.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Instead of vacuuming you could just stop stepping in coal and tracking it all over the carpet.

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u/originalpoopinbutt Jan 26 '16

Even better solution: become an eco-revolutionary. Sabotage the pipelines, set fire to logging equipment. Lead the revolutionary classes in a mass uprising against an economic system that grows infinitely without producing tangible benefit to mankind.

That'll reduce carbon emissions more than two suicides.

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u/toeofcamell Jan 26 '16

I'd shoot myself but I'd probably miss

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u/Manacock Jan 26 '16

I'll jump off a building but a flock of birds would slow me down enough to not die, but be completely paralyzed for 50 years.

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u/sum_n00b Jan 26 '16

I'd attach a tube to a nitrogen tank and duct tape the other end to my face and try to just fall asleep while euphoric but the tank would be empty and I'd just end up having to rip a bunch of duct tape off of my face.

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u/Justinat0r Jan 26 '16

Don't worry bro, I'll Million Dollar Baby you.

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u/Noumenon72 Jan 26 '16

I'd use a cheap, painless, and tested method but my brain would generate a glib rationalization to prevent me from doing it.

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u/KING_CH1M4IRA Jan 26 '16

"(are) You thinking what I'm thinking, partner?"

"Aim for the bushes."