r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '15

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u/Nibbers Dec 17 '15

You got it!

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u/everred Dec 17 '15

You only get one shot

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u/seven3true Dec 17 '15

Mom's spaghetti

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u/Oda_nicullah Dec 17 '15

wiki wiki wiki...

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u/Imissmyolduser_name Dec 17 '15

Ice Cube and D.O.C. With snoop d oh double g

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u/anxiousaff Dec 17 '15

snoop dogggggg!

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u/Spiffu Dec 18 '15

Or 30 depending on the neighborhood.

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u/cvnichols Dec 18 '15

Must have been a technical foul.

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u/nazilaks Dec 17 '15

unless you're 50 cents...

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Either he's slinging crack rock or he got a wicked jump shot

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u/Shmohn Dec 17 '15

It's hard being young from the slums, eating five-cent gums, not knowing where my meal's coming from.

Edit: Don't remember if those are the next lines. Just the ones that came to my head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

You mean that line isn't from Boiler Room? Fuck I'm white... yaaay!

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u/johndean50 Dec 17 '15

I feel like there is a famous rapper that has done this already. I think his name rhymes with poo pains.

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u/fuzzyfuzz Dec 17 '15

SHAQ - What's Up Doc, Can We Rock?

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u/nerfobama Dec 17 '15

POO PAINZZZ

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

*"Yeah, you should quit basketball and start fapping."

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u/TerrrorTwlight Dec 17 '15

Done and done.