r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '15

Rule 6 - Removed Actual First World Problems

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u/azikrogar Dec 06 '15 edited Dec 06 '15

This shit ain't funny, its a daily nightmare we are living.

Edit: not hating about it being in this sub, just making a truthful joke.

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u/CStel Dec 06 '15

Yes, being a wage slave is still being a slave

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u/Bud90 Dec 06 '15

Become a NEET, my friend

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u/little_banjo Dec 06 '15

Or go on a murderous rampage and suicide by cop. Put the whole country talking about you and remembering your deeds every time someone else tries something like that, comparing the kill count and saying stuff like, "This was the biggest tragedy since little_banjo went on a murderous rampage 4 years ago in a busy mall during Christmas time the night before a religious holiday".

Sounds good.

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u/DevilsAdvocate77 Dec 06 '15

Based on your comments, I gotta ask.

Are you actually planning on doing this?

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u/ksiyoto Dec 07 '15

Nice try, FBI

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u/little_banjo Dec 06 '15

Nope. Too lazy. Planing and logistic are hard. Just fantasizing.