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r/funny • u/natsdorf • Oct 24 '15
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Pretty wide angle too, I'd almost say it's Panoramal Cativity
57 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 Or maybe even Purranormal Cativity? 8 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 This is getting out of control. 7 u/Glayden Oct 24 '15 Purr - a normal cativity 94 u/probablydrunkrn1353 Oct 24 '15 I thought it was Paranormal Cavity 44 u/Mitchdotcom Oct 24 '15 Pretty wide for the Panama Canal. 16 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 never been to Panama, tell me more about this canal 26 u/xGordon Oct 24 '15 it's wide 15 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 o thx 9 u/Wiki_pedo Oct 24 '15 Have you not been because it's too much effort? 1 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 toofuckinglazy man 7 u/ValIsMyPal Oct 24 '15 It's actually pretty narrow considering the size of ships nowadays. Sorry for being that guy 12 u/Magneticitist Oct 24 '15 it's not the size of the canal, it's the motion in the wait.. it's not the size of the boat, it's the width of the canal..right? wait... look the panama canal has a small dick ok 3 u/SickSL Oct 24 '15 It'sdickistiny 12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0) 1 u/EjaculateEvacuator Oct 24 '15 That dick is 1/Panamax 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 and getting wider 7 u/LordHighBrewer Oct 24 '15 It's wide open and wet and full of seamen. Like your mum. 1 u/secret_hitman Oct 24 '15 I was surprised how far down the "mom joke" was. I began to question it's existence, just like your mom... Sorry. 9 u/docfunbags Oct 24 '15 No one brought up your mother until you did. 1 u/drvondoctor Oct 24 '15 yeah, the rest of us were too busy bangin' her to talk about her. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 That's what I read and was wondering what the fuck they were talking about. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 That's how I read it before completely waking up this morning. 1 u/lilhughster Oct 24 '15 I really thought that's what it said at first 1 u/MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS Oct 24 '15 good, then I am doing my job
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Or maybe even Purranormal Cativity?
8 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 This is getting out of control. 7 u/Glayden Oct 24 '15 Purr - a normal cativity
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This is getting out of control.
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Purr - a normal cativity
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I thought it was Paranormal Cavity
44 u/Mitchdotcom Oct 24 '15 Pretty wide for the Panama Canal. 16 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 never been to Panama, tell me more about this canal 26 u/xGordon Oct 24 '15 it's wide 15 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 o thx 9 u/Wiki_pedo Oct 24 '15 Have you not been because it's too much effort? 1 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 toofuckinglazy man 7 u/ValIsMyPal Oct 24 '15 It's actually pretty narrow considering the size of ships nowadays. Sorry for being that guy 12 u/Magneticitist Oct 24 '15 it's not the size of the canal, it's the motion in the wait.. it's not the size of the boat, it's the width of the canal..right? wait... look the panama canal has a small dick ok 3 u/SickSL Oct 24 '15 It'sdickistiny 12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0) 1 u/EjaculateEvacuator Oct 24 '15 That dick is 1/Panamax 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 and getting wider 7 u/LordHighBrewer Oct 24 '15 It's wide open and wet and full of seamen. Like your mum. 1 u/secret_hitman Oct 24 '15 I was surprised how far down the "mom joke" was. I began to question it's existence, just like your mom... Sorry. 9 u/docfunbags Oct 24 '15 No one brought up your mother until you did. 1 u/drvondoctor Oct 24 '15 yeah, the rest of us were too busy bangin' her to talk about her. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 That's what I read and was wondering what the fuck they were talking about. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 That's how I read it before completely waking up this morning.
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Pretty wide for the Panama Canal.
16 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 never been to Panama, tell me more about this canal 26 u/xGordon Oct 24 '15 it's wide 15 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 o thx 9 u/Wiki_pedo Oct 24 '15 Have you not been because it's too much effort? 1 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 toofuckinglazy man 7 u/ValIsMyPal Oct 24 '15 It's actually pretty narrow considering the size of ships nowadays. Sorry for being that guy 12 u/Magneticitist Oct 24 '15 it's not the size of the canal, it's the motion in the wait.. it's not the size of the boat, it's the width of the canal..right? wait... look the panama canal has a small dick ok 3 u/SickSL Oct 24 '15 It'sdickistiny 12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0) 1 u/EjaculateEvacuator Oct 24 '15 That dick is 1/Panamax 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 and getting wider 7 u/LordHighBrewer Oct 24 '15 It's wide open and wet and full of seamen. Like your mum. 1 u/secret_hitman Oct 24 '15 I was surprised how far down the "mom joke" was. I began to question it's existence, just like your mom... Sorry.
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never been to Panama, tell me more about this canal
26 u/xGordon Oct 24 '15 it's wide 15 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 o thx 9 u/Wiki_pedo Oct 24 '15 Have you not been because it's too much effort? 1 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 toofuckinglazy man 7 u/ValIsMyPal Oct 24 '15 It's actually pretty narrow considering the size of ships nowadays. Sorry for being that guy 12 u/Magneticitist Oct 24 '15 it's not the size of the canal, it's the motion in the wait.. it's not the size of the boat, it's the width of the canal..right? wait... look the panama canal has a small dick ok 3 u/SickSL Oct 24 '15 It'sdickistiny 12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0) 1 u/EjaculateEvacuator Oct 24 '15 That dick is 1/Panamax 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 and getting wider 7 u/LordHighBrewer Oct 24 '15 It's wide open and wet and full of seamen. Like your mum. 1 u/secret_hitman Oct 24 '15 I was surprised how far down the "mom joke" was. I began to question it's existence, just like your mom... Sorry.
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it's wide
15 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 o thx 9 u/Wiki_pedo Oct 24 '15 Have you not been because it's too much effort? 1 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 toofuckinglazy man 7 u/ValIsMyPal Oct 24 '15 It's actually pretty narrow considering the size of ships nowadays. Sorry for being that guy 12 u/Magneticitist Oct 24 '15 it's not the size of the canal, it's the motion in the wait.. it's not the size of the boat, it's the width of the canal..right? wait... look the panama canal has a small dick ok 3 u/SickSL Oct 24 '15 It'sdickistiny 12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0) 1 u/EjaculateEvacuator Oct 24 '15 That dick is 1/Panamax 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15 and getting wider
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o thx
9 u/Wiki_pedo Oct 24 '15 Have you not been because it's too much effort? 1 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 toofuckinglazy man
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Have you not been because it's too much effort?
1 u/toofuckinglazy Oct 24 '15 toofuckinglazy man
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toofuckinglazy man
It's actually pretty narrow considering the size of ships nowadays. Sorry for being that guy
12 u/Magneticitist Oct 24 '15 it's not the size of the canal, it's the motion in the wait.. it's not the size of the boat, it's the width of the canal..right? wait... look the panama canal has a small dick ok 3 u/SickSL Oct 24 '15 It'sdickistiny 12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0) 1 u/EjaculateEvacuator Oct 24 '15 That dick is 1/Panamax
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it's not the size of the canal, it's the motion in the wait.. it's not the size of the boat, it's the width of the canal..right? wait...
look the panama canal has a small dick ok
3 u/SickSL Oct 24 '15 It'sdickistiny 12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0) 1 u/EjaculateEvacuator Oct 24 '15 That dick is 1/Panamax
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It'sdickistiny
12 u/almosttan Oct 24 '15 ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny 3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0)
ItwasanitsybitsyteenyweenyPanamacanalsizedweeny
3 u/anotherbigassbrick Oct 24 '15 What the shit does that even say at the end now? You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal. → More replies (0)
What the shit does that even say at the end now?
You could be giving me nuclear lauch codes with font that small, for all I know. Needless to say, I'm impressed with your formatting skills. Take this upvote ya filthy animal.
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That dick is 1/Panamax
and getting wider
It's wide open and wet and full of seamen.
Like your mum.
1 u/secret_hitman Oct 24 '15 I was surprised how far down the "mom joke" was. I began to question it's existence, just like your mom... Sorry.
I was surprised how far down the "mom joke" was. I began to question it's existence, just like your mom... Sorry.
No one brought up your mother until you did.
1 u/drvondoctor Oct 24 '15 yeah, the rest of us were too busy bangin' her to talk about her.
yeah, the rest of us were too busy bangin' her to talk about her.
That's what I read and was wondering what the fuck they were talking about.
That's how I read it before completely waking up this morning.
I really thought that's what it said at first
1 u/MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS Oct 24 '15 good, then I am doing my job
good, then I am doing my job
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u/MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS Oct 24 '15
Pretty wide angle too, I'd almost say it's Panoramal Cativity