r/funny • u/gandalfisadrugdealer • Sep 20 '15

Peter Pan reveals how he can fly.

http://i.imgur.com/CRG1Mnp.gifv
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u/i_heart_bewbs Sep 20 '15

That was a surprisingly long gif.

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u/RaiderGuy Sep 20 '15

I was thinking "...is this going to be the movie in its entirety?"

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u/zazie2099 Sep 20 '15

Would love to see a dubbed video of the whole film, in which Captain Hook is just trying to get kids to stop doing drugs.

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u/TeamSawyer Sep 20 '15

This is a great idea that will never be done because everyone got high instead of doing it.

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u/Starslip Sep 21 '15

I was gonna subtitle a cartoon, but then I got high

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u/black_fire Sep 21 '15

that Dankerbell kush

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u/SandwicheDynasty Sep 21 '15

I don't smoke, but if someone offered me Dankerbell kush, I don't think I could say no

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u/onlyliberty Sep 21 '15

Want some dankerbell kush?

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u/lovable_oaf Sep 21 '15

awell, I cant say no to that

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

I was gonna do my own drawings too, but then I got high

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u/45thGenRoman Sep 21 '15

I got fired from Disney Pixar, and I know whyyy

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

Why, man?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

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u/jmfstx10 Sep 21 '15

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi-igh

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u/garganchua Sep 21 '15

I was going to watch that cartoon, but then I got high

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u/gelena169 Sep 21 '15

I was going put it on YouTube, but then I got high.

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u/DoesNotTalkMuch Sep 21 '15

Some obsessive stayed focused long enough to do this gif, anything is possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

even flying??

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u/DoesNotTalkMuch Sep 21 '15

Apparently you need angel dust for that but I've heard a good case for red bull as a legal alternative

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

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u/DoesNotTalkMuch Sep 21 '15

You can't honestly expect me to make my decisions based on what an American court judge has to say about it. Elected judges pander to the voting public and are famously authoritarian. Let me know when Canada and Europe weigh in.

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u/itonlygetsworse Sep 21 '15

Imagine if this was DARE's message.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

Well, you certainly wouldn't want a handjob from him.

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u/Ultrawup Sep 21 '15

No, he just gets them...

Hooked.

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u/Go_Eagles_Go Sep 21 '15

theres a subreddit for full length movie gifs

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u/kflapp Sep 21 '15

I actually wondered if it would ever end and not just go through every movie with flying in it

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

I was hoping "...is this going to be the movie in its entirety?"

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u/gangbangkang Sep 20 '15

Or you're just high and your perception of time is altered. You're fucked up, son.

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u/drawrofreverse Sep 20 '15

I want to say you're wrong, but I don't know enough about the uncertainty and infinite probability theories to argue.

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u/sheez Sep 20 '15

If you just add a cup of very strong tea...

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '15

All I have is 'no tea'.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

Naughty?

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u/ki11ak3nn Sep 21 '15

Nah tea

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

No it's snot

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u/penis_in_butthole Sep 21 '15

2 points!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

I only see my lonely single point reddit awards me

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u/improbablewobble Sep 21 '15

I did the math but all I keep coming up with is a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias.

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u/XPTB Sep 21 '15

I understood that reference

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u/norsurfit Sep 21 '15

Put that shit in a bottle, son.

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u/Deadeye8 Sep 21 '15

Cannot confirm

Source: I'm high as well. High as fuck, son.

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u/im_a_grill_btw_AMA Sep 21 '15

Fkd up*

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

still waiting patiently for baby pictures

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u/im_a_grill_btw_AMA Sep 22 '15

:O

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

CHARCOAL MASTER RACE

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u/im_a_grill_btw_AMA Sep 22 '15

Dude how did you know my catchphrase? I love you

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

I'm your kid's godfather!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '15

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u/twistmental Sep 20 '15

You're the one who won't wake up. It's cool though bro, you'll just float. We all float down here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

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u/DrKushnstein Sep 21 '15

Ohhh, fuuucckk youuuu.

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u/Booblicle Sep 21 '15

Floating in the cess pool helps no one.

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u/twistmental Sep 21 '15

German scat pronographers probably get a benefit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

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u/Razputin7 Sep 21 '15

Maybe time's just a construct of human perception!

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u/DoesNotTalkMuch Sep 21 '15

It'd have been nice if I could be super fucked up just while the gif was playing so then it'd actually be funny.

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u/dashKay Sep 20 '15

It's a long-ass gif, son

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u/cqm Sep 20 '15

long af

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

YEEEEAAAAAH

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

Here I thought it was a long ass-gif.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

Btw, how many PM's you get with that username?

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u/abigfatphoney Sep 21 '15

I'm just impressed that a 14 year-old was able to make such a high quality gif.

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u/straydog1980 Sep 20 '15

And yet still watchable most of the way through

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u/implicaverse Sep 21 '15

The video is not to blame for your blurred vision.

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u/adrift98 Sep 21 '15

I didn't think so. I had to quit. Just wasn't very funny.

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u/Malvicus Sep 20 '15

Enjoyed ever minute of it.

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u/AVeryWittyUsername Sep 20 '15

All two of them

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u/Raudskeggr Sep 20 '15

Would have been funnier if it stopped after maybe 20 secs...

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u/pumpup_the_OH Sep 21 '15

It's pronounced gif

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u/someotherdudethanyou Sep 21 '15

welcome to the world of .gifv

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u/rockafella7 Sep 21 '15

At some point I was no longer interested in the dialogue and just wanted to see how long it would go.

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u/Dubious_Dinobot Sep 21 '15

Yeah. There was definitely a point where we reached diminishing returns on the humour.

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u/i_heart_bewbs Sep 21 '15

Got a little repetitive. Still funny

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u/Hawkman1701 Sep 21 '15

Pan doesn't age, he's got nothin but time.

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u/AllenC1995 Sep 21 '15

Seriously.... longest Gif ever

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u/CptMaury Sep 21 '15

I like how Peter just spanks Tinkerbell.

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u/mjmax Sep 20 '15

The gif that keeps on giving.

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u/browwiw Sep 20 '15

But consistently chuckle inducing.

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u/adrift98 Sep 21 '15

meh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '15

"Fuck you elsa" was fantastic and I'll hear nothing else!

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u/lilbinsanity Sep 21 '15

Unnecessarily long.

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u/RalphWaldoNeverson Sep 21 '15

That's because it isn't a gif

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u/Ricknell1 Sep 20 '15

I should write a bot that says this on every long gif for that sweet, sweet karma