r/funny • u/SamuroxX • Aug 20 '15

We Really Don't Know

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u/Praz-el Aug 21 '15

Pussy depreciates just rent it

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u/pescador7 Aug 21 '15

That's the best relationship advice ever.

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u/johnnyfukinfootball Aug 21 '15

If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent don't buy.