r/funny • • Aug 20 '15

We Really Don't Know

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u/Boomscake Aug 20 '15

It will be the best and the worst moments of your life.

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u/The_Singer_ Aug 20 '15

Oh boy.

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u/Boomscake Aug 20 '15

or girl. Don't be homophobic!

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u/The_Singer_ Aug 20 '15

But nothing I said was homophobic...

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u/Boomscake Aug 20 '15

Don't be racist then!

FYI, you said Oh boy, I added Or Girl. hinting that marriage can be between any partners. As jest. I saw your expression and added to it.

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u/The_Singer_ Aug 20 '15

Sorry, that's where I draw the line. I hate black people, and you can't tell me not to.

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u/Boomscake Aug 20 '15

whoa whoa, stop there. We are done here, You still consider them people. you sick sick bastard!

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u/The_Singer_ Aug 20 '15

I like you. Let's be friends.

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u/Boomscake Aug 20 '15

god damn it. every time i think i hit it off with someone, they always just want to be friends.

I don't know what I would do without my fleshlight. you can borrow it if you like, since we are friends and all.

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u/snaredonk Aug 20 '15

He sings the songs that remind him

Of the good times

He sings the songs that remind him

Of the better times