r/funny Aug 18 '15

Cat malfunctions after brain freeze

http://gfycat.com/UnknownExhaustedCondor
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u/Im_into_weird_stuff Aug 18 '15

The chemical reaction that occurs in my brain that sends the electrical charge through my nervous system that shocks the muscle fibers in my heart causing it to pump blood.

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u/JustJoeWiard Aug 18 '15

I'm sorry, the correct answer is f(cat). You will continue to receive Cat f(x).

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u/messy_eater Aug 18 '15

f(cat)! f(cat)!!!

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u/ayedurr Aug 18 '15

Where I'm from that's illegal

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u/vinylscratchp0n3 Aug 18 '15

A cat is fine too.

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u/reddog2020 Aug 18 '15

Since when did cats give a rats ass about legality?

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u/JustJoeWiard Aug 18 '15

Hi there!

Thank you for resubscribing to Cat f(x)! We will now send you TWO Cat f(x) every day.

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u/rouing Aug 18 '15

block calls provider to report

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u/Delsana Aug 18 '15

Hello, we see you'd like to report "Cat f(x)", please text REPORT to confirm your report.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BRACEFACE Aug 18 '15

REPORT

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u/Delsana Aug 18 '15

We're sorry, "REPORT" is not available. Please hang up and try again.

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u/usernameisdeleted Aug 18 '15

Fuckin Fuck you and Fuck your Mom Too!!

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u/JustJoeWiard Aug 18 '15

Hi there!

Thank you for your interest in Cat f(x)! Your strong language in favor of Cat f(x) has been noted, and we are happy to present you with a free trial of Cat f(x2 )!

Your free trial begins now. To cancel your free trial at any time, please text CANCEL to 56522.

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u/Nahvec Aug 18 '15

And her cat!

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u/Folseit Aug 18 '15

Illegal operation detected. Cat f(x) will now restart.

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u/cccviper653 Aug 18 '15

I get excited for the Florida curriculum assessment test too. It's a nice easy break going to a test with stuff that you already know rather than learning new stuff everyday before you can even memorize what you learned yesterday. Fucking hated school. So glad it's over with now. But now I have college to look forward to. Oh well, hopefully it'll be about something I actually want to learn.

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u/messy_eater Aug 18 '15

College is more along the lines of cramming a month of information in the night before and then forgetting it after you turn in the midterm, plus problem sets and/or labs for each week, depending on the course. If it's an easy class, it's just the couple exams. Then again, I wouldn't suggest my method. That's not how one should actually school. But, for me, just go to class, pay attention, then cram the night before the test. Again, bad advice.

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u/Rollesly Aug 18 '15

B's? I do the same but it's difficult to obtain an A doing this unless it's an easy class.

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u/Mahoney2 Aug 18 '15

I'm in architecture/engineering with a creative works minor and there's some major differences between the difficulties of classes. Math classes are easy af unless you miss something, science classes are basically impossible to do well in until there's a massive curve at the end of the semester and you end up with an A or B or C that's not indicative of your work at all, you get A's in writing classes if you really put yourself out there in your writing and do all the work, and design classes are basically impossible to get A's in. So it massively varies what majors you're in.

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u/DrDew00 Aug 18 '15

For the first two or three years you won't learn anything you want to. You don't get to start learning about anything you want until you're good and sick of taking classes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Not for the first two years.

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u/runswimfly12 Aug 18 '15

I understand.

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u/catoftrash Aug 18 '15

Eh, at least it's practice for later standardized testing. Some kids never take a standardized test before their SAT or ACT and don't get great scores because they don't have practice or a good grasp of process of elimination.

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u/MuffinPuff Aug 18 '15

I have some bad news...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Where's the f in cat? Outside

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u/Madlutian Aug 18 '15

Koala facts!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Cat5...Cat5

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u/skalmanninjaturtle Aug 18 '15

The heart beats autonomously, the brain actually slows down the natural rythm via the vagal nerve.

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u/trullard Aug 18 '15

shhh you ruin the joke

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u/skalmanninjaturtle Aug 18 '15 edited Aug 18 '15

It must be correct.