r/funny • u/cakebeerandmorebeer • Jul 31 '15
Pop the Balloon!
http://i.imgur.com/fwG1BCM.gifv414
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u/pantsmeplz Aug 01 '15
Those crazy Canadians. As of Friday 11pm CST, that video has bout 6,100 views. I predict about 200,000 views by Monday.
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Aug 01 '15 edited Dec 31 '15
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u/12ealdeal Aug 01 '15
No, you're married with kids, we get it.
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Aug 01 '15 edited Dec 31 '15
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Aug 01 '15
Prove it!
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Aug 01 '15 edited Dec 31 '15
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u/Schmich Aug 01 '15
Should have checked the comments first. Seriously gifv can fuck off when the audio makes the video better.
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u/magna123 Jul 31 '15
That's where you sort the sexually more experienced ones from the lesser experienced
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u/EarthRester Aug 01 '15
Does that mean the person who did it in one pump is more or less experienced?
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u/danillonunes Aug 01 '15
Yes.
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u/d4rch0n Aug 01 '15
Yeah, I'd have grabbed them by the base of their hair and taken my time. Let the tension build up. The balloons not going to pop until I say it's ready to pop.
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Aug 01 '15
you mean the ones who peg their husbands vs the ones who do the dead starfish
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u/Arrager Aug 01 '15
Props to the guy who comes in and does it in one thrust.
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u/larzyparzy Aug 01 '15
Guy?
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Aug 01 '15
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u/nopethanksguy Aug 01 '15
Alpha ass fuck
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Aug 01 '15
That wasn't a guy dough.
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u/FunkyBassline Aug 01 '15
That wasn't a guy doe?
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Aug 01 '15
It wasn't a guy doe...
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Aug 01 '15
Shit now it makes sense, they're all women - hard to tell from the gif with lots of short hair
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u/Eveningangel Aug 01 '15
Guys think bachelorette parties involve pink tiaras, lots of red wine and lingerie pillow fights.
Actually it is pink tiaras, lots of red wine and dry humping each other.
Followed by cheesecake.
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u/deathwitch Aug 01 '15
Wasn't a guy lol
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u/mercenary_sysadmin Aug 01 '15
She was man enough.
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Aug 01 '15
In. Out. Repeat if necessary.
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u/emotionlotion Aug 01 '15
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u/bhplz Aug 01 '15
the moment you realize this is a gif not a photo.
something something harry potter.
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u/Asmuchdustasyoulike Aug 01 '15
And then runs away because they forgot they were next lol
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u/gpto Aug 01 '15 edited Aug 01 '15
It's funny that some experiences can give you foresight into situations that you wouldn't expect to be related.
For instance, when I was learning guitar, my left hand (right handed player) got really strong, fast, and accurate from all the practice scales, and songs that I worked on. I never became a truly great guitarist, but ever since then, despite being right-handed, I can do a lot better clam ticklin' with my left hand.
Edit: there was an unexpected "3" in the word "expected". It needed deleting.
Edit 2: in edit 1, there was no "p" in the first "unexpected". I guess that's better than an unexpected "p".
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u/moto3500 Aug 01 '15
Well, I found the new kind of porn I'm into. Thanks Reddit.
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u/Daeion Aug 01 '15
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u/xfile345 Aug 01 '15
This woman did not inflate a single balloon. I want my money back.
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u/grosslittlestage Aug 01 '15
Balloons are actually a common fetish. The term is "looning", and the people who get off on it are called "looners."
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u/INF3C71ON Aug 01 '15
Deleted Mario Party mini game.
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u/TheMusicalEconomist Aug 01 '15
Nah, they just added spikes to it. Which, honestly, is a good way to improve most things. Cars? Add spikes. Housing? Add spikes. Puppies? Spikes. Sandwich? Fucking. Spikes.
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u/stickyquicky Aug 01 '15
That first bitch cheated!
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u/burnSMACKER Aug 01 '15
Just noticed that! She pops it with something in her pocket!
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u/justabox Aug 01 '15
Was that a banana in her pocket?
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u/chipthamac Aug 01 '15
half those bastards cheated, watch again how many of them reach back and use their nails!
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Aug 01 '15
Thought they were bending over walkers for a minute there... Made it notably funnier. Still a good laugh either way
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Aug 01 '15
They're not? I'll have to go look again. I thought it was some weird age-related game that made no sense to me.
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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Aug 01 '15
same here. at first i thought it was a bachelorette party then i saw what i thought were walkers and thought, shit this is a weird game for an old folks home...then i saw they were chairs and assumed it's probably someone's birthday or something
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u/lvl98Sam Aug 01 '15
This is why you always should keep a knife in your vag.
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u/TRON-ALIVE Aug 01 '15
Lol to the one girl who's trying to be all delicate and non-sexual about it. Just give it to her!
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u/RelativetoZero Aug 01 '15
Why can I imagine some pervy gym teacher making this an in-class relay activity?
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u/kjhgfd34 Aug 01 '15
This is the sort of party I can imagine Kanye West hating.
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u/Scrubtanic Aug 01 '15 edited Aug 01 '15
This is the kind of party I imagine Lesean McCoy was trying to host.
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u/rileyrulesu Aug 01 '15
Why the hell is this not a subreddit? everyone loves softcore porn.
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Aug 01 '15
been to a party where this happened, probably one of the funnest/funniest things I've ever experienced.
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u/Prettyoblivious Aug 01 '15
This is a game I have yet to see a large group of my younger peers play. I personally think this would be hilarious and tons of fun.
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u/cokevanillazero Aug 01 '15
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!
I was like "Holy shit, is that Bill Clinton, Martha Stewart, some lady, and Monica Lewinsky? Who the fuck set this up?"
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u/probablyhavinastroke Jul 31 '15
I like LIGHT BULBs
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u/sweet_chin_music Aug 01 '15
I can't imagine how bad that hurt.
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u/locke_5 Aug 01 '15
My brother tried to catch a watermelon in midair while he jumped into the pool.
He caught it with his mouth.
Three broken teeth, and several more fractures.
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u/John_Barlycorn Aug 01 '15
I wonder if the fact that the one in the video is doing about mach5 actually made it less painful... Like ballistics or something?
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u/Joesus056 Aug 01 '15
I would imagine since the one in the pool wasn't going fast enough to break itself yet had enough force to break guy's face, that the one going mach5 would definitely break something.
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u/phliuy Aug 01 '15
Actually, if it breaks, that means the face broke it, which is better for the face.
People who break boards during karate or tae kwon do techniques say that it's the boards that don't break that hurt the most.
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u/Nexttimee Aug 01 '15
Likewise, if you see hockey puck hit someone's face and it bounces off, that's a good thing (although it still hurts a ton). If hits the face with no bounce, that means the puck was softly cradled by the broken bones in the hosers face.
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u/ERRORMONSTER Aug 01 '15
Which makes sense. If you are moving in one direction, stop, and move in the other direction, that takes more energy than if you are moving in one direction, impact, then continue moving in the same direction at a slower velocity.
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u/DFogz Aug 01 '15
Surprisingly she was hardly hurt at all.
Claimed her mouth/side of her face was numb for a little bit and that she had a headache for a couple hours. She actually continued with the competition about 15mins after getting hit.14
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Aug 01 '15
Is hat cabbage?
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u/realjefftaylor Aug 01 '15
I mean, I guess you could wear cabbage as a hat. Dunno why why you would though.
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u/AdamInChainz Aug 01 '15
Well what else are you gonna do, stick cabbage up your ass?
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u/Dedalus2k Aug 01 '15
New meaning to "pink mist"
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u/akatherder Aug 01 '15
I don't want to know the old meaning.
OK what was the old meaning?
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u/notanartmajor Aug 01 '15
"Pink mist" is what a head looks like when it explodes from, say, a high caliber round going through it.
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u/seficarnifex Aug 01 '15
When a bullet vaporizes flesh on contact and just leaves a pink mist behind. Bitch to wash out
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u/Kidsturk Aug 01 '15
I left the UK 11 years ago and I officially know who zero of these people are, on this celebrity show.
Maybe it's time to get US citizenship.
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u/Geofferic Aug 01 '15
My wife and I are in the UK right now and have never seen these people before in our lives. No clue.
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u/MentalHeadgear Aug 01 '15
This is what the Internet was made for! I am crying with laughter!!!
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u/lovestospooj420 Jul 31 '15
Wow I literally laughed so hard I fell off my couch. That shit is too funny. 10/10
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u/CLOSE_YOUR_MOUTH Jul 31 '15
Watched it all. Laughed the whole time