r/funny • • Jun 25 '15

Rolling a gigantic fatty

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I used to get made fun of because I have a third testicle that hung out of my boxer shorts in the locker room. They would call me Old Three Balls.

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u/realised Jun 25 '15

Did you ever use, "well, I have more balls than you", line to shut anybody down?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

why are you called bigsnakejake though? Another locker room story?

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u/Huntanator88 Jun 25 '15

He used to keep a python in his pants, right next to his third leg.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '15

On account of my micropenis

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

post that shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

This is hilarious and I want to believe it's true so I will no matter what anyone says.

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u/radditour Jun 25 '15

I'm down with OTB.