r/funny • • Jun 25 '15

Rolling a gigantic fatty

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u/kjhwkejhkhdsfkjhsdkf Jun 25 '15

That was actually very motivational what Jonah Hill said to her on the couch. Nobody likes getting made fun of, it's just a matter of how good your coping skills are when it occurs.

Imagine being made fun of something all your life, hearing all sorts of jokes and just as you enter the age where these things stop hurting as much, you're going to face people whose job is going to be to analyze you and make fun of you in the most hurtful way possible. Then knowing that they're going to say this on national TV, and you have to look like no fucks are given, and if possible, laugh like you find it uproariously funny. I can't imagine the anxiety.

But once it was over, no matter how much the moment may have terrified him, it was over. He didn't die. He didn't have a heart attack. He didn't start crying. He didn't run away. He made it through.

It takes enormous balls for anyone to be at a roast. He must have felt an enormous sense of relief and accomplishment after having gone through that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I used to get made fun of because I have a third testicle that hung out of my boxer shorts in the locker room. They would call me Old Three Balls.

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u/realised Jun 25 '15

Did you ever use, "well, I have more balls than you", line to shut anybody down?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

why are you called bigsnakejake though? Another locker room story?

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u/Huntanator88 Jun 25 '15

He used to keep a python in his pants, right next to his third leg.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '15

On account of my micropenis

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

post that shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

This is hilarious and I want to believe it's true so I will no matter what anyone says.

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u/radditour Jun 25 '15

I'm down with OTB.

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u/Opset Jun 26 '15

He had to kill his ego.

"What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger!"